Mr Punch's Pocket Ibsen - A Collection of Some of the Master's Best Known Dramas — John Shaqi
Mr Punch's Pocket Ibsen - A Collection of Some of the Master's Best Known DramasAnstey, F.
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Mr Punch's Pocket Ibsen - A Collection of Some of the Master's Best Known Dramas
Anstey, F.
Ibsen, Henrik, 1828-1906 -- Parodies, imitations, etc.
The cab, Miss--not here! [_Looks out._] Out together--at this time of
night--upon my--_not_ on the garden seat? [_Looks out of window._] My
goodness! _what_ is that white thing on the bridge--the _Horse_ at last!
[_Shrieks aloud._] And those two sinful creatures running home!
[_Enter_ ROSMER _and_ REBECCA, _out of breath_.
ROSMER.
[_Scarcely able to get the words out._] It's no use, Rebecca--we must
put it off till another evening. We can't be expected to jump off a
footbridge which already has a White Horse on it. And if it comes to
that, why should we jump at all? I know now that I really _have_
ennobled you, which was all I wanted. What would be the good of
recovering faith in my mission at the bottom of a mill-pond? No,
Rebecca--[_Lays his hand on her head_]--there is no judge over us, and
therefore----
REBECCA.
[_Interrupting gravely._] We will bind ourselves over in our own
recognisances to come up for judgment when called upon.
[MADAM HELSETH _holds on to a chair-back._ REBECCA _finishes the
antimacassar calmly as Curtain falls_.
* * * * *
NORA; OR, THE BIRD-CAGE
(ET DIKKISVÖET)
ACT FIRST
_A room tastefully filled with cheap Art-furniture. Gimcracks in an
étagerè: a festoon of chenille monkeys hanging from the gaselier.
Japanese fans, skeletons, cotton-wool spiders, frogs and lizards,
scattered everywhere about. Drain-pipes with tall dyed grasses. A
porcelain stove decorated with transferable pictures. Showily-bound
books in book-case. Window. The Visitor's bell rings in the hall
outside. The hall-door is heard to open, and then to shut. Presently_
NORA _walks in with parcels; a porter carries a large Christmas-tree
after her--which he puts down_. NORA _gives him a shilling--and he goes
out grumbling_.
NORA _hums contentedly, and eats macaroons. Then_ HELMER _puts his head
out of his Manager's room, and_ NORA _hides macaroons cautiously_.
HELMER.
[_Playfully._] Is that my little squirrel twittering--that my lark
frisking in here?
NORA.
Ess! [_To herself._] I have only been married eight years, so these
marital amenities have not yet had time to pall!
HELMER.
[_Threatening with his finger._] I hope the little bird has surely not
been digging its beak into any macaroons, eh?
NORA.
[_Bolting one, and wiping her mouth._] No, most certainly not. [_To
herself_] The worst of being so babyish is--one _does_ have to tell
such a lot of taradiddles! [_To_ HELMER.] See what I've bought--it's been
_such_ fun!
[_Hums._
HELMER.
[_Inspecting parcels._] H'm--rather an _expensive_ little lark!
[_Takes her playfully by the ear._
NORA.
Little birds like to have a flutter occasionally. Which reminds me----
[_Plays with his coat-buttons._] I'm such a simple ickle sing--but if
you _are_ thinking of giving me a Christmas present, make it cash!
HELMER.
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