Mrs. Korner Sins Her MerciesJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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Mrs. Korner Sins Her Mercies
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
Domestic fiction; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Short stories
“I made her--” Mr. Korner spoke in the emotionless tones of one merely
desiring information. “I made Aimee say her tables?”
“Her nine times,” nodded Miss Greene.
Mr. Korner sat down upon his chair and stared with stony eyes into the
future.
“What's to be done?” said Mr. Korner, “she'll never forgive me; I know
her. You are not chaffing me?” he cried with a momentary gleam of hope.
“I really did it?”
“You sat in that very chair where you are sitting now and ate poached
eggs, while she stood opposite to you and said her nine times table. At
the end of it, seeing you had gone to sleep yourself, I persuaded her
to go to bed. It was three o'clock, and we thought you would not mind.”
Miss Greene drew up a chair, and, with her elbows on the table, looked
across at Mr. Korner. Decidedly there was a twinkle in the eyes of Mrs.
Korner's bosom friend.
“You'll never do it again,” suggested Miss Greene.
“Do you think it possible,” cried Mr. Korner, “that she may forgive me?”
“No, I don't,” replied Miss Greene. At which Mr. Korner's face fell back
to zero. “I think the best way out will be for you to forgive her.”
The idea did not even amuse him. Miss Greene glanced round to satisfy
herself that the door was still closed, and listened a moment to assure
herself of the silence.
“Don't you remember,” Miss Greene took the extra precaution to whisper
it, “the talk we had at breakfast-time the first morning of my
visit, when Aimee said you would be all the better for 'going it'
occasionally?”
Yes, slowly it came back to Mr. Korner. But she only said “going it,”
Mr. Korner recollected to his dismay.
“Well, you've been 'going it,'” persisted Miss Greene. “Besides, she did
not mean 'going it.' She meant the real thing, only she did not like to
say the word. We talked about it after you had gone. She said she would
give anything to see you more like the ordinary man. And that is her
idea of the ordinary man.”
Mr. Korner's sluggishness of comprehension irritated Miss Greene. She
leaned across the table and shook him. “Don't you understand? You have
done it on purpose to teach her a lesson. It is she who has got to ask
you to forgive her.”
“You think--?”
“I think, if you manage it properly, it will be the best day's work
you have ever done. Get out of the house before she wakes. I shall say
nothing to her. Indeed, I shall not have the time; I must catch the
ten o'clock from Paddington. When you come home this evening, you talk
first; that's what you've got to do.” And Mr. Korner, in his excitement,
kissed the bosom friend before he knew what he had done.
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