Mrs. Raffles: Being the Adventures of an Amateur CrackswomanBangs, John Kendrick
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Mrs. Raffles: Being the Adventures of an Amateur Crackswoman
Bangs, John Kendrick
Hornung, E. W. (Ernest William), 1866-1921 -- Parodies, imitations, etc.; Jewel thieves -- Fiction
"It's at the far corner of the park that we propose to put the library
if you are good enough to let us have it," was all I ventured.
"H'm!" he mused. "Well, do you know, I like to help people who help
themselves--that's my system."
I assured him that we of Raffleshurst were accustomed to helping
ourselves to everything we could lay our hands on, a jest which even
though it was only too true seemed to strike him pleasantly.
"What is that handsome structure you always pass over?" he asked, as I
contrived to push the music-hall photograph aside for the fifth time.
I laughed deprecatingly. "Oh, that," I said, modestly--"that's only a
little two-hundred-thousand-dollar music-hall and art gallery I have
built for the town myself."
Oh, that wonderful Henriette! How did she know that generosity even
among the overgenerous was infectious?
"Indeed!" said Mr. Carnegie, his face lighting up with real pleasure.
"Well, Mr. Higginbotham, I guess-- I guess I'll do it. I can't be
outdone in generosity by you, sir, and--er-- I guess you can count on
the library. Do you think one hundred and fifty thousand dollars will be
enough?"
"Well, of course--" I began.
"Why not make my contribution equal to yours and call it an even two
hundred thousand dollars?" he interrupted.
"You overwhelm me," said I. "Of course, if you wish to--"
"And the Raffleshurst common council will appropriate five per cent. of
that amount annually for its maintenance?" he inquired.
"Such a resolution has already been passed," said I, taking a paper from
my pocket. "Here is the ordinance, duly signed by myself as mayor and
by the secretary of the council."
Again that extraordinary woman, to provide me with so necessary a
document!
The millionaire rose with alacrity and with his own hand drew me the
required check.
"Mr. Mayor," said he, "I like the quick, business-like way in which you
do things. Pray present my compliments to the citizens of
Raffleshurst-by-the-Sea, and tell them I am only too glad to help them.
If you ever want a lake, sir, don't fail to call upon me." With which
gracious words the millionaire bowed me out.
* * * * *
"_Two_ hundred thousand dollars, Bunny?" cried Henriette when I handed
her the check.
"Yep," said I.
"Well, that _is_ a good day's sport!" she said, gazing at the slip.
"Twice as much as I expected."
"Yes," said I. "But see here, Henrietta, suppose Mr. Carnegie should go
down to Raffleshurst to see the new building and find out what a bunco
game we have played on him?"
"He's not likely to do that for two reasons, Bunny," she replied.
"In the first place he suffers acutely from lumbago in winter and
can't travel, and in the second place he'd have to find
Raffleshurst-by-the-Sea before he could make the discovery that
somebody'd put up a game on him. I think by the time he is ready to
start we can arrange matters to have Raffleshurst taken off the map."
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