Much Ado About SomethingLawrence, C. E. (Charles Edward)
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Much Ado About Something
Lawrence, C. E. (Charles Edward)
England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Fairies -- Fiction
There were dangerous brawls sometimes amongst the Paradise
Courtiers--they hit their hardest and cunningest to kill; but,
fortunately, used fists or sticks--though sometimes the boot found play,
and always fought with drink-muddled senses. The men, women and
children there knew how to blaspheme: and though the range of language
in use was limited, it was violent enough for any ordinary occasion.
Sometimes the supply of available adjectives was insufficient for a very
special purpose, and then Jim, Bill and ’Arry, Sal, ’Arriett and Liz,
repeated themselves unconscionably. The ears of the neighbourhood were
not sensitive, which, perhaps, was as well.
Once upon a time a policeman, presuming on his proper faith in a new
uniform and the truncheon in his trouser pocket, followed and tried
unaided to capture a sneak-thief who had found refuge in its Alsatian
sanctuary. When the policeman emerged from the court empty-handed, he
was limp and battered; and report--on the lips of the curate, who heard
it from someone, who was told by so-and-so, who learned it from somebody
else--asserts that his lost truncheon was used thereafter promiscuously
to settle private quarrels with. Since that ill-advised adventure, the
police only entered the place when they had to, and then went in
adequate numbers. Paradise Court had become an independent republic,
where the King’s authority had ceased to run, and, in effect, was a
little farther out of civilization than the forests of Mumbo-Jumbo.
There were fourteen houses in the Court, with five rooms in each, a
passage and flight of stairs. On an average four persons slept in every
room, and in the summer months the stairs had their occupants, so that
the population of the place was as near three hundred as need be.
Paradise Court was, in brief, a piece of Black Country, given back to
Chaos and old Night, the haunt of such terrors as are bred of
insanitation, rack-rents, thriftlessness, drunkenness, extreme poverty,
utter and absolute neglect. It was one of many wens in the metropolitan
wilderness.
On every side of it London stretched; immediately about it were
clattering thoroughfares, with hurrying streams of life, constant
processions of rumbling and jingling vehicles, and buildings, buildings,
buildings, streets after streets of them, nearly every one looking
jaded, faded, an edifice--fine word!--in despair. Only the
public-houses remained clothed in glaring, brave livery, and looked
prosperous and vulgarly perky.
June found herself in Paradise Court in the course of that May-day
afternoon. How she got there, even she did not know.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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