Much Ado About SomethingLawrence, C. E. (Charles Edward)
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Much Ado About Something
Lawrence, C. E. (Charles Edward)
England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Fairies -- Fiction
Sally poised the pile of cloth on her shoulder and went. June followed
her into the street, made the load as light as good wishes and touch of
wand permitted, and instructed Bim, who during her absence had fallen
fast asleep in the gutter, to clamber on Sally’s hat and go
home--"home"--with her, to guard her.
Then she returned to see what could be done with Max Oldstein, whose
ripe, unusual vulgarity fascinated her.
Sally, with Bim sprawling along her hat-brim like invisible red
trimming, jogged slowly eastward. The exhausted gnome was soon again in
his own little nod-land--sleep pulled so hard at his eyelids--and did
not return to this world of the infinite unrealities till Sally was in
the bed-workroom at Paradise Court, and the weary women had greedily
counted and grumbled over the few coins brought to them.
At once they returned to the sewing, and plied desperate needles through
the new mass of half-made clothing. So wore away more hours of their
unblessed lives.
Bim, awakened and sent tumbling by Sally’s doffing her hat, crawled into
the beer-can, which still was lying where it had rolled when Bill
dropped it; curled himself up like a squirrel in its winter fastness,
and was asleep again. This shows how over-tired the poor fellow was;
Bim was, however, not too weary for dreams, and in the visions of
slumber, once more made that fearsome journey from Fairyland which ended
with the finding of June. This proves that gnomes can ride nightmares
too; a fact for the Psychical Society.
Max Oldstein puzzled June. She could not make him out. His interests
and actions seemed so purposeless and mean. During that busy morning he
was forty unpleasant persons rolled into one. When a customer who spelt
prosperity arrived, Max lost himself in oily politenesses. He laughed
vigorously at humour hardly there, and smirked and toadied like a
_nouveau riche_ at a Primrose tea-fight.
When there followed a journeyman-tailor who had wasted his opportunity
in drink, and was impelled by repentance and family needs to beg
pitifully to be taken on again, Max’s politeness went like a bang. He
snubbed the tailor-man for his ingratitude, and abruptly closed the poor
fool’s pleadings with a turn of his back.
There were so many other starvelings to take that wretch’s place.
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