Much Ado About SomethingLawrence, C. E. (Charles Edward)
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Much Ado About Something
Lawrence, C. E. (Charles Edward)
England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Fairies -- Fiction
In the course of the morning Max showed himself shrewd, petty, fawning,
arrogant, determined, stupid, vulgar, and cruel. Ernie Jenkins, who
copied his manner as well as he was able to, lived in mortal terror of
him. To Ernie, Max Oldstein was a mean necessity, his bread and butter,
his all. To lose that hateful, pitiful employment would be to cut off
every one of his private luxuries--his evening glass of bitter, with its
opportunity for badinage with a barmaid, the Woodbine cigarettes, the
weekly visit to a music-hall, the Sunday walk with Emily. So he went
on, like a hundred thousand others of his kind--selling his life for a
pittance, swallowing infinite insults, cringing and mean. Poor Ernie!
What is to be done with such humans as he?
At one o’clock Max hurried to the "Haversack" for a large meal of stout
and boiled beef with carrots, and, while eating, read with sniggerings a
weekly pink paper, which gave oracular advice on race-horses,
interspersed with funny paragraphs about lodgers. Also there was talk,
in which barmaids, customers and waiters joined familiarly--of the X
street murder, the betting prices, and the divorce case of the day with
its pretty details.
Then Captain Crowe, whom the folk of his world knew as "Charlie," came
in, and Max was pleased to speculate a shilling on a hundred up with
him, which the young man lost with a very bad grace, till the Captain,
who really had once upon a time held a subaltern’s commission in a
disbanded battalion, having borrowed half-a-crown from a casual
customer, who knew him but indifferently well, restored his opponent’s
good temper with the gift of a soda and whisky and some flowers of
speech, so leading the way to another game of billiards and another
defeat for Max.
June was awed by all she saw, and puzzled how to win back to
Fairyland--this! She sat amongst used tumblers on the mantelpiece,
below the marker’s board, patiently watching and wondering. What could
she do to mend things? How difficult it was! Were human beings worth
saving? Was not Oberon in his ruling right, and she wickedly wrong?
These creatures--so mean and sordid--were worse than ever they had been
painted to her by their most candid critic in Fairyland.
Then she remembered Sally, and the sweated women in their evil home, and
decided to persevere.
"Lord, what fools these mortals be!" she said thoughtfully,
unconsciously plagiarizing.
The whisky ended, and the business of recreation done, Max Oldstein paid
his score unwillingly, and returned to headquarters. Ernie met him at
the door-step.
"Guvnor’s come. Been waiting an hour," he warned him.
Max ran upstairs, two at a time, to see his father, and hastily
concocted a detailed account of the business which had detained him.
The lie was not required that day. He mentally pigeon-holed it for a
later occasion.
His senior greeted him with a loud, glad laugh. Max wondered. His
father showed him an invitation card with the arms of the City upon it.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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