Much Ado About SomethingLawrence, C. E. (Charles Edward)
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Much Ado About Something
Lawrence, C. E. (Charles Edward)
England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Fairies -- Fiction
"Round this table," the Lord Mayor continued, with a sweep of his white
fat hand, "are magnates of banking houses, shippers, merchants of all
kinds of produce brought from the farthest ends of the earth, heads of
railways, representatives of all departments of commercial industry. The
prosperity of the United Kingdom--let me say the British Empire--is
represented here. It’s a happy, a very happy, condition of things."
Another pause for note-reading; another roll of hand-clapping and "Hear,
hears." Cigars were lighted, wine sipped; the audience was in a
particularly sympathetic mood. It is flattering and delightful to be
reminded you are rich, and--the wand in the loving-cup had done its
work.
The fairy who ruled the feast was frankly bored by this display of
prose. To her critical ears it was drivel.
Some use must be made of this talkative gentleman, round whom the
incense of tobacco--how can men make that stifling smoke?--was being
assiduously burned. She flew to his shoulder, hovered for one
deliberative moment above his head, and forthwith crowned him with the
fairy crown. It shone like a golden drop on the shining bald space--a
glorious globule on a barren sphere; but none of the mortals could see
it.
The Lord Mayor at once threw down his notes. He had gained the
confidence of Demosthenes. He smiled, and braced himself for an effort.
His pomposity was forgotten; his hesitancy gone.
June was making a miracle. The wonders went on. Never before at a
Mansion House festival had any such speech been heard as was then to be
delivered; but now it was heard--and applauded. June flew back to the
epergne to listen. She had reasons for being interested now. Bim,
seeing his mistress’s activities, crept out of his tangle and returned
to sit cross-legged on the table to watch and listen with eyes and mouth
at their widest, till the warmth and the smoke took their toll, and he
lapsed into sleep.
"Now, my friends and fellow-citizens, I want to speak to you as man to
men. I put a plain question plainly, and you will accept its truth.
What is the good of our wealth if it is not well used? How can it bring
us true happiness, if it does not bring others happiness too? Would you
like to think that your possessions meant want in others?"
"No!" shouted Emmanuel Oldstein.
"No!" shouted everyone else.
"Of course No. You are true men. Princes of Commerce! And yet look
facts in the face. Does our wealth bring those others who help us to
create it anything like an adequate return for their labours in
happiness or kind? It does not!"
Men rose from their seats to shout agreement with this utterance.
Was this the Tory City or an improved Tower Hill?
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