Much Ado About SomethingLawrence, C. E. (Charles Edward)
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Much Ado About Something
Lawrence, C. E. (Charles Edward)
England -- Social life and customs -- 20th century -- Fiction; Fairies -- Fiction
The welcome summons came at last, and, the Lord Mayor leading, the
guests trooped into the Egyptian room, place of daytime dullness and
evening festivities.
The banquet was begun.
June, who afterwards confessed herself much impressed by the Lord
Mayor’s robes and diamonds, perched herself on an epergne full of
delicious spring flowers. She feasted on their delicate scents and
colours, while Bim sprawled lazily on a jelly. Little did the masters
of Gog and Magog, feasting there on their soups and meats and sweets,
dream that a fairy and a gnome were watching them. June was thinking
hard about Sally, and the hunger of the slums.
A solid hour was eaten away.
The loving-cups were brought in, and distributed to the various tables.
Now was the time to act. June gave Bim her wand. In obedience to her
command he dipped it deep in the spiced wine of the loving-cups. Never
a common drink, it was nigh to nectar now. There was magic in it, and
liquid warmth-of-heart, a loving-cup indeed! Every man drank the new
ambrosia and passed the cup to his neighbour. So the fairy’s influence
went round, and the distinguished company of commoners was linked
together in a union nobler than any of them knew.
The fun was beginning. How likeable seemed their fellow-guests! what a
nice bright kindly world it was! They thought this generosity of
feeling was their ordinary post-prandial satisfaction, fed upon warm
meats and the drinks that are Philistine; but the fairy at the board
knew better. Later on, some of the guests realized the difference too,
for they are astute--those gentlemen in the City.
The toast-master made himself evident. He had a magnificent voice, and
a big broad beard, which would get entangled with his watch-chain. Bim
could not resist it. He gazed with longing, and then tucked the wand
under his elbow, took a flying leap on to the arm of the mayoral chair,
ran up to the back of it, and sprang at the beard. There he clung, and
hid, peeping out of the brown forest at the concourse of happy
gourmands.
The loyal toasts were given, cheered and sung. There was conversation
and amateur music by Guildhall scholars.
The Lord Mayor uprose to propose the toast of the evening, "The Commerce
of London." He was a picture of rubicund prosperity, a man of drab and
scarlet. He began a pompous speech.
"My lords and gentlemen, the Lord Mayor and the ancient Corporation of
London have often greeted at their hospitable board gatherings similar
to this, yet never before, my lords and gentlemen, never before, has any
Lord Mayor had the high honour of welcoming to his table a more
distinguished gathering of leaders in commerce than that which graces it
now."
The orator stopped to look at his notes. A rolling round of applause
told him he was doing well enough.
Emmanuel Oldstein, whose seat was some distance from the speaker, craned
forward better to hear. He--a leader in commerce! Good!
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