My Northern Exposure: The Kawa at the PoleChappell, George S. (George Shepard)
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My Northern Exposure: The Kawa at the Pole
Chappell, George S. (George Shepard)
Arctic regions -- Fiction; Burlesque (Literature)
Fine feathers do not make fine birds, but aigrettes are still forty
dollars a stalk. Something of this thought evidently dominated the
mind of Warburton Plock in the selection of his wardrobe. Plock, who
is shown against a typically iglootinous background, was the only
member of the expedition who paid no heed to his leader's advice in
this regard, namely, to dress off-the-Eskimos. Instead of so doing
he ordered his outfit built for him by Buskwa, the leading tailor
of Nome. The garments were taken aboard at St. John's and formed a
large part of Plock's luggage. They varied in design from a simple
going-away suit to the most elaborate mufti, sports costume and
evening dress.
In the attached fashion-plate the fastidious explorer is clad in
the well-known "Buskwa-model" morning suit, which is made from the
pelts of unborn teddy bears. This, according to the wearer, is the
super-correct thing for the Young-Man-About-the-Pole. The accessory
cane and cigarette are personal touches calculated to attract the
attention of whomsoever he may meet north of Eighty-six. Vanity, in
the Great White Spaces as elsewhere, precedes a fall, but usually
only by a step or so. To be fair to the house of Buskwa it should be
stated that Plock's garments were invariably tastefully designed and
well-made. No detail of findings or linings was slighted. They were,
however, entirely unsuited to the rigors of Polar climate.
The Buskwa trade is chiefly derived from the wealthier Chicoutimi
families living along the Mad River and points South. To single out
a single defect, the self-drawing fish-pockets are doubtless useful
features to a people who spend many hours in the salmon streams. In
the icy polar region the cold air naturally forced its way through
the sartorial scuppers with the result that the wearer was soon
forced to don another suit to avoid freezing. At the time of his
attempted escape Plock was wearing his entire wardrobe, seven suits
in all, which were recovered with the body of the fugitive. The
clothes were later eaten by members of the return-party, who more
than once had occasion to pay tribute to the tailor who had selected
such delicious materials.
[Illustration: What the Well-dressed Explorer Will Wear]
Thus you have a fairly complete idea of my metamorphosed vessel,
adapted to meet any and all conditions.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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