My Northern Exposure: The Kawa at the Pole — John Shaqi
My Northern Exposure: The Kawa at the PoleChappell, George S. (George Shepard)
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My Northern Exposure: The Kawa at the Pole
Chappell, George S. (George Shepard)
Arctic regions -- Fiction; Burlesque (Literature)
"The length of the antennae is in direct relation to the wave length of
the tuner. At the same time the vacuum tubes must be connected with or,
at least, related by oscillation to the tuning circuit. When a ship is
in motion the undue number of electric 'strays' disturbs the delicate
filaments of the tickler and absolutely wrecks the radio activity."
"I had one of those Radio-Rex things," cried Swank. "My sweetie gave it
to me for Xmas."
"I suppose you gave her a tickler," rumbled Triplett.
THE TWO BEARS
Ikik is solemn. Ikik is offended. Her tender heart is roused. Why?
In the answer lies the story of one of the most charming incidents
of the Kawa's entire polar-cruise. In another picture the reader
will see Makuik descending with murderous intent, on the back of a
large polar-bear. Shortly after the kill it was discovered that this
bear had just become a mother. Her offspring--there was but one--was
immediately adopted by Ikik. Mother-love, which flourishes even in
the high latitudes, surrounded the little cub with every protection.
First reared as a bottle-bear, the bearlet passed safely through
the teething period and soon became the regular attendant of his
foster-mother who fed him solicitously at every meal.
It was this devotion which brought about the disturbance recorded by
the camera. Warburton Plock seems to have developed an insatiable
fondness for toasted-blubber. Not content with his own share he
resorted to the cowardly practice of prigging from Toktok, as this
_ursus minimus_ was called. His method was characteristic of the man,
combining cunning with greed. Having privately constructed a small
cube of wood corresponding in size to the usual blubber-portion he
would attract Toktok's attention and ostentatiously bury the decoy
in the snow at some distance from the actual feeding ground. Then,
while the little chap was busily digging for the supposed dainty
Plock would swipe the real blubber which Makuik distributed with an
impartial hand.
Ikik was no match in logic for the wily scientist.
"You are robbing my baby!" she wailed in the present instance.
"Yes," agreed Plock, "and your baby is under the impression that he
is robbing me."
Needless to say Dr. Traprock settled this matter in his own direct
fashion. As he said in conversation with the writer, "It is
impossible to argue with such fellows. The only practical thing is to
crown them."
[Illustration: The Two Bears]
The whole business vastly amused the old salt. He could see nothing but
foolishness in Whinney's maneuvers, "trying to git God-a'mighty on the
'phone," as he put it.
But the attempts whiled away many an idle moment, and day by day we
were passing landmarks which told me clearly that our goal was nearer.
The water became steadily colder, a fact which we verified by the usual
scientific method of dipping out pailfuls from time to time and taking
their temperature with a bath thermometer.
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