My Northern Exposure: The Kawa at the Pole — John Shaqi
My Northern Exposure: The Kawa at the PoleChappell, George S. (George Shepard)
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My Northern Exposure: The Kawa at the Pole
Chappell, George S. (George Shepard)
Arctic regions -- Fiction; Burlesque (Literature)
Again we raised him and, soothing him as best I could, I rubbed his
inflamed lids with a sharp piece of snow crust, a native cure in such
cases. But we were too late to effect a cure. Wearied by gazing at the
minute flower-forms of the algæ, dazzled by the glaring snow crystals,
my friend's eyes had fallen an easy prey to acute snow-blindness.
"Let this be a lesson to you, men," I said after we had led our patient
back to the ship. "If any man, in the future, leaves this deck without
his goggles, let him take the consequences. This expedition cannot be
allowed to develop into a game of blind man's buff."
Whinney sat whimpering on the port rail, a pathetic sight. Though I
spoke sternly I could but grieve in my heart for the tragic irony of
his fate.
Many brave adventurers have struggled and died in vain efforts to reach
the top of the world. To Reginald Whinney remains the sad distinction
of being the only man in the world who has been to the North Pole and
back without seeing it!
FOOTNOTES:
[Footnote 8: The trick is one I learned from an old limehouse "pug"
whom I befriended in the east-end of London. He could only show me his
gratitude by teaching me the secrets of his trade, which have served me
on many an occasion.]
[Footnote 9: The entire party on H.M.S. Daffodil, were sunk by a German
submarine off St. Jean deLuz. I escaped, having disembarked at Brigus,
N.F., in order to join my regiment at Derby, Conn.]
[Footnote 10: The Arctic mosquito differs from his southern brothers,
the common _stegomia muflans_, in that he does not strike and get away.
Like the Canadian "wingle," where he bites he burrows, and that with
such rapidity that one must be swift of stroke indeed who would escape
his attack. Within a few seconds he disappears beneath the cuticle
and dire illness is the result. It is not commonly known but I am
convinced that the Arctic variety is the carrier of the scurvy germ,
that dreaded terror of travellers. (See Windenborg's treatise "Die
Arbeiten Stegomanische und Fleibeiten von dem Nord-deutsches Landes,"
which, while making many absurd claims as to German supremacy in polar
regions, contains at the same time much solid information). T.]
[Footnote 11: The ever-watchful Canadian game commission has taken
up this matter (which vitally affects the mitten industry) and is
conducting at the Govt. Laboratory in Ottawa a series of experiments
with various hare-restorers. W.E.T.]
[Footnote 12: Since his return to New York, Dr. Traprock has formulated
a bill to be introduced at the next session of Congress. The bill
is aimed directly at the Fordney tariff-schedule, which imposes the
highest duties on whale-bone since whales were first discovered. This,
according to Dr. Traprock, is accountable for the corsetless flapperism
of today. "The higher the whale-bone the lower the corset," is his
trenchant comment.--Ed.]
Chapter V
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