My Northern Exposure: The Kawa at the Pole — John Shaqi
My Northern Exposure: The Kawa at the PoleChappell, George S. (George Shepard)
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My Northern Exposure: The Kawa at the Pole
Chappell, George S. (George Shepard)
Arctic regions -- Fiction; Burlesque (Literature)
_The last ten miles. A mental observation. We lose our magnetic
bowsprit. The Big Peg at last! "The Lady, first!" We celebrate our
arrival. I glimpse a vision._
Chapter V
July fourth, 1921.
"Eighty-nine and two tenths!" said Capt. Triplett.
"Eighty-nine and two tenths," echoed Miskin, jotting down the figures.
Our navigator lowered the astrolabe through which he had been peering
and folded up his artificial horizon. He then figured for a few moments
on the edge of the taffrail, scrupulously erasing the calculation with
a combination of saliva and sleeve before he announced in his usual
formula:
"She proves. Key-rect as hell."
I piped down the engines and ordered the company abaft. We were working
through an open lead at the time.
The moment had come for another important announcement. These were of
almost daily occurrence at this time, each stage of our journey having
been marked by the establishment of a record for ship travel. It
had therefore become my custom to call the men together as soon as our
position had been officially announced, at which time we held a sort of
business "causerie," chatted over what had been accomplished, discussed
the future plans and policy of the expedition and so on, much as is
done today in business organizations whose lack of business gives them
ample time for such recreations.
THE AVOWAL
It was not to be expected that the temperamental Swank would long
remain proof against the attractions of the beguiling Klinka maidens
and here we have evidence of him running true to form, the form in
this case being that of Klipitok, the youngest of the Mrs. Makuiks.
The scene is the sub-polar apartment of the Kryptok hunter, hewn from
the ageless ice.
Obviously a tender passage is in progress. The jaunty Swank, holding
in his hand a bunch of lapland-larkspurs, which, it should be
remarked, were completely out of season at the time, is not only
saying it with flowers but with all the practised ardor of a grade A
Romeo.
"You are the sweetest thing in the world," he whispers. "I have never
met anyone like you in all my life."
The child hears and believes.
"You are so original!" she murmurs, bending her seal-like ear.
"And you so aboriginal!"
"More!" she sighs passionately.
"Have you ever been to Niagara Falls?"
At this point, due to the rising temperature, great drops of water
began to fall from the ice-roof and a harsh command from Makuik drove
the lovers into the open air.
In justice to Mr. Swank it should be stated that all wife-wooing
was conducted with the full knowledge and consent of the husband.
Makuik's ulterior motive, doubtless, was to secure additional hunters
for his tribe. Alas, for Swank's romantically planned honeymoon, it
was doomed to end as so many do, in disappointment.
[Illustration: The Avowal]
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