My Wife and I; Or, Harry Henderson's HistoryStowe, Harriet Beecher
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My Wife and I; Or, Harry Henderson's History
Stowe, Harriet Beecher
American fiction -- 19th century; Courtship -- Fiction; Marriage -- Fiction; Romance fiction
It was particularly annoying to me that this paper, with all its
coarseness and grossness, set itself up to be the head leader of Woman's
Rights; and to give its harsh clamors as the voice of woman. Neither was
I at all satisfied with the manner in which I had been dragooned into
taking it, and thus giving my name and money to its circulation. I had
actually been bullied into it; because, never having contemplated the
possibility of such an existence as a female bully, I had marked out in
my mind no suitable course of conduct adequate to the treatment of one.
"What _should_ I have done?" I said to myself. "What _is_ a man to do
under such circumstances? Shall he engage in a personal scuffle? Shall
he himself vacate his apartment, or shall he call in a policeman?"
The question assumed importance in my eyes, because it was quite
possible that, having come once, she might come again; that the same
course of conduct might be used to enforce any kind of exaction which
she should choose to lay on me. But, most of all was I sensitive, lest
by any means some report of it might get to the Van Arsdels. My
trepidation may then be guessed, on having the subject at once proposed
to me by Mr. Van Arsdel that evening as I was sitting with him and Ida
in her study.
"I want to know, Mr. Henderson," he said, "if you are a subscriber for
the _Emancipated Woman_, the new organ of the Woman's Rights party?"
"Now, papa," said Ida, "that is a little unjust! It only _professes_ to
be an organ of the party, but it is not recognized by us."
"Have you seen the paper?" said Mr. Van Arsdel to me.
Like a true Yankee I avoided the question by asking another.
"Have _you_ subscribed to it, Mr. Van Arsdel?"
"Well, yes," said he laughing, "I confess I have; and a pretty mess I
have made of it. It is not a paper that any decent man ought to have in
his house. But the woman came herself into my counting-room and,
actually, she badgered me into it; I couldn't get her out. I didn't know
what to do with her. I never had a woman go on so with me before. I was
flustered, and gave her my five dollars to get rid of her. If she had
been a man I'd have knocked her down."
"Oh, papa," said Ida, "I'll tell you what you should have done; you
should have called _me_. She'd have got no money and no subscriptions
out of me, nor you either if I'd been there."
"Now, Mr. Henderson, misery loves company; has she been to your room?"
said Mr. Van Arsdel.
"I confess she has," said I, "and that I have done just what you
did--yielded at once."
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