Never Gut-Shoot a WampusMarks, Winston K. (Winston Kinney)
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Never Gut-Shoot a Wampus
Marks, Winston K. (Winston Kinney)
Hunting stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Science fiction; Short stories
The party was still in full force with the three other girls doing
titivating push-offs from wall to wall, convoluting their lovely bodies
into incredible ballet formations which Daphne took keen delight
in disrupting with licentious hands--like a spoiled child pricking
colorful balloons. Each fiasco ended in shrieks of laughter and mock
combat, until the Major was snugged back in his hold-down strap,
promising to behave.
Frequently he would raise his arms and aim an imaginary rifle.
"Ka-chunk! Broke a leg that time. Ka-chunk! Right in the hip!" Then
he'd holler over at me, "Never gut-shoot 'em. Break a bone."
Annellica remained bored and indifferent to the revelry. She drank
sparingly and passed up a hundred opportunities to be alone with me.
She paid meticulous attention to her husband's wants with the quiet
efficiency and anticipation of a trained secretary, but I caught her
eyeing me with a most provocative, speculating look. My experience with
married virgins was too limited to interpret her glances.
All revolved around the Major. When he ate, we all ate. When he
over-drank and slept, we slept.
I never did discover which three nieces were supposed to be "mine."
None paid me any attention, and Daphne, much to my relief, never
insisted upon my activity in his Bacchanalian affairs.
* * * * *
Before we arrived at Tigursh II I was quite fed up with my host, drunk
or sober. His indefatigable, sensual tastes wore on my nerves, but I
still had no conception of the Roman carnival this was to turn into.
We touched down a few hundred yards from my prospecting camp which was
located at the edge of the two-hundred-mile plain. Daphne stowed the
girls in their rooms like so many playthings, and the faceless captain
announced that the ramp was down.
At the first smell of the hot, humid, over-rich air, the Major rared
back his head and said, "I like it!"
I had forgotten the rather exhilarating effect of the high-oxygen
content. Coupled with the low-gravity, Tigursh II induced a mild
euphoria on its human visitors. My planet was small and dense, and the
rapid rotation--once every seven and a half hours--made for violent,
capricious air currents and weather.
"I'll hike over to the compound and check on my crew," I told Daphne as
the three of us bounced down the ramp.
"Don't bother," he said imperiously. "We passed them on the way in.
Meant to tell you. I've been checking on them. You've got a nice
thorium deposit, but it's a mile under that mud down there in the
jungle." He waved carelessly to the south.
"You what?" I said incredulously.
"They were dissatisfied," Daphne said. "I gave them a furlough with
pay. Like to have a place to myself, y'know."
"What goddam right did you have to--"
"Right?" He rolled the word around in his mouth as if it were a brand
new concept. Then he chuckled. "Quit crying. They wanted off. I sent my
ship after them. Saved you a hunk of cash. Hauled their samples back,
too."
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