Never Gut-Shoot a WampusMarks, Winston K. (Winston Kinney)
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Never Gut-Shoot a Wampus
Marks, Winston K. (Winston Kinney)
Hunting stories; Man-woman relationships -- Fiction; Science fiction; Short stories
When I failed to respond he continued, "Let's not spoil the trip over
it. Tell you what. I'll buy the mineral rights from you. How's that?"
"For a cold billion dollars," I said without thinking. He didn't bat a
lash.
"Throw in the exclusive hunting rights and it's a deal," he said.
"She's yours to the core," I said quickly, "minerals, animals and
vegetables." The cost of mining the thorium was completely beyond my
means and my previous efforts to sell the whole planet had met with
offers of less than a tenth of this amount.
He tilted his head back to glance at Annellica. "Get that? Easy to
remember. A round billy for the parcel." She nodded, and he turned back
to me. "Congratulations, Frost. Now you're a billionaire. Let's eat.
I'm hungry."
Annellica produced a small hamper and followed along behind us as we
strolled over toward the heavy greenery. I was still feeling weak.
Having your only planet jerked from beneath your feet was not an
experience I especially savored, in spite of the profit I realized. It
gave me a better insight to Annellica's answer to my question. "Love?
What has that to do with--anything?"
What Daphne wanted was his. He didn't need the minerals, and he
was here at my invitation for the hunting. But--let's not have any
unpleasantness. Spend a billion, and keep things friendly!
* * * * *
He spotted a herd of heavy animals grazing a quarter of a mile away.
Squatting, he waved us down in the deep grass. "We'll eat here," he
said. "Keep an eye on those herbivores. They're close to the trees. See
if anything comes after them."
Centaurus was a faint, golden ball above a high overcast. It was never
meridian in the summer season, so the orb hung well up from the murky
horizon to the south.
Daphne seemed unaffected by the oxygen, but I had a feeling of
well-being that approached intoxication. Annellica moved between us
spreading the lunch. For the first time on the trip I felt genuinely
hungry and began popping morsels into my mouth before she was finished
laying it out.
I ate alone, however. The Major said, "I think I see a wampus."
Without a word, Annellica departed and returned in a minute with two
rifles. Strapped to her side was one of the "nasty little nuclear
pistols" that her husband deplored. He took one of the rifles and lined
out the telescopic sight in the direction of the herd. I continued
eating until he ejaculated, "Blitzmachen!"
On my knees, I could see a brief commotion in the herd, and the gusty
wind brought the wavering sounds of grunts and a shrill neighing. A
flash of bright orange tore back for the jungle dragging one of the
smaller, lumpy herbivores that would have weighed half a ton on earth.
So I was right. There was interesting big game on Turgish II. Daphne
sank into a tense silence. Annellica dropped beside me but didn't eat.
She sat on her legs, hands folded in her lap while I rustled through
the edibles hungrily.
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