Night watches [complete]Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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Night watches [complete]
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
Humorous stories; Short stories
They 'ad another drink farther on, and a man in the bar took such a
fancy to the dog that 'e offered Ginger five shillings for it and drinks
round.
“That shows 'ow valuable it is,” ses Peter Russet when they got outside.
“Hold that string tight, Ginger. Wot's the matter?”
“He won't come,” ses Ginger, tugging at the string. “Come on, old chap!
Good dog! Come on!”
He stood there pulling at the dog, wot was sitting down and being
dragged along on its stummick. He didn't know its name, but 'e called it
a few things that seemed to ease 'is mind, and then he 'anded over the
string to Sam, wot 'ad been asking for it, and told 'im to see wot _he_
could do.
“We shall 'ave a crowd round us in a minute,” ses Peter. “Mind you don't
bust a blood-vessel, Sam.”
“And be locked up for stealing it, p'r'aps,” ses Ginger. “Better let it
go, Sam.”
“Wot, arter refusing five bob for it?” ses Sam. “Talk sense, Ginger, and
give it a shove be'ind.”
Ginger gave it a shove, but it was no good. There was three or four
people coming along the road, and Sam made up 'is mind in an instant,
and 'eld up his 'and to a cab that was passing.
It took the three of 'em to get the dog into the cab, and as soon as it
was in the cabman told 'em to take it out agin. They argufied with 'im
till their tongues ached, and at last, arter paying 'im four shillings
and sixpence afore they started, he climbed up on the box and drove off.
The door was open when they got to their lodgings, but they 'ad to be
careful because o' the landlady. It took the three of 'em to pull and
push that dog upstairs, and Ginger took a dislike to dogs that 'e never
really got over. They got 'im in the bedroom at last, and, arter they
'ad given 'im a drink o' water out o' the wash-hand basin, Ginger and
Peter started to find fault with Sam Small.
“I know wot I'm about,” ses Sam; “but, o' course, if you don't want your
share, say so. Wot?”
“Talk sense!” ses Ginger. “We paid our share o' the cab, didn't we? And
more fools us.”
“There won't be no share,” ses Peter Russet; “but if there is, we're
going to 'ave it.”
They undressed themselves and got into bed, and Ginger 'adn't been in
his five minutes afore the dog started to get in with 'im. When Ginger
pushed 'im off 'e seemed to think he was having a game with 'im, and,
arter pretending to bite 'im in play, he took the end of the counterpane
in 'is mouth and tried to drag it off.
“Why don't you get to sleep, Ginger?” ses Sam, who was just dropping
off. “'Ave a game with 'im in the morning.”
Ginger gave the dog a punch in the chest, and, arter saying a few o' the
things he'd like to do to Sam Small, he cuddled down in 'is bed and they
all went off to sleep. All but the dog, that is. He seemed uneasy in 'is
mind, and if 'e woke 'em up once by standing on his 'ind-legs and
putting his fore-paws on their chest to see if they was still alive, he
did arf-a-dozen times.
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