Night watches [complete]Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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Night watches [complete]
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
Humorous stories; Short stories
He dropped off to sleep at last, scratching 'imself, but about three
o'clock in the morning Ginger woke up with a 'orrible start and sat up
in bed shivering. Sam and Peter woke up, too, and, raising themselves in
bed, looked at the dog, wot was sitting on its tail, with its 'ead back,
moaning fit to break its 'art.
“Wot's the matter?” ses old Sam, in a shaky voice. “Stop it! Stop it,
d'ye hear!”
“P'r'aps it's dying,” ses Ginger, as the dog let off a 'owl like a
steamer coming up the river. “Stop it, you brute!”
“He'll wake the 'ouse up in a minute,” ses Peter. “Take 'im downstairs
and kick 'im into the street, Sam.”
“Take 'im yourself,” ses Sam. “_Hsh_! Somebody's coming upstairs. Poor
old doggie. Come along, then. Come along.”
The dog left off his 'owling, and went over and licked 'im just as the
landlady and one or two more came to the door and called out to know wot
they meant by it.
“It's all right, missis,” ses Sam. “It's on'y pore Ginger. You keep
quiet,” he ses in a whisper, turning to Ginger.
“Wot's he making that row about?” ses the landlady. “He made my blood
run cold.”
“He's got a touch o' toothache,” ses Sam. “Never mind, Ginger,” 'e ses
in a hurry, as the dog let off another 'owl; “try and bear it.”
“He's a coward, that's wot 'e is,” ses the landlady, very fierce. “Why,
a child o' five wouldn't make such a fuss.”
“Sounds more like a dog than a 'uman being,” ses another voice. “You
come outside, Ginger, and I'll give you something to cry for.”
They waited a minute or two, and then, everything being quiet, they went
back to bed, while old Sam talked to Ginger about wot 'e called 'is
“presence o' mind,” and Ginger talked to 'im about wot he'd do to 'im if
'e wasn't a fat old man with one foot in the grave.
They was all in a better temper when they woke up in the morning, and
while Sam was washing they talked about wot they was to do with the dog.
“We can't lead 'im about all day,” ses Ginger; “and if we let 'im off
the string he'll go off 'ome.”
“He don't know where his 'ome is,” ses Sam, very severe; “but he might
run away, and then the pore thing might be starved or else ill-treated.
I 'ave 'eard o' boys tying tin cans to their tails.”
“I've done it myself,” ses Ginger, nodding. “Consequently it's our dooty
to look arter 'im,” ses Sam.
“I'll go down to the front door,” ses Peter, “and when I whistle, bring
him down.”
Ginger stuck his 'ead out o' the window, and by and by, when Peter
whistled, him and Sam took the dog downstairs and out into the street.
“So far so good,” ses Sam; “now, wot about brekfuss?”
They 'ad their brekfuss in their usual coffeeshop, and the dog took bits
from all of them. Unfortunately, 'e wasn't used to haddick bones, and
arter two of the customers 'ad gorn out and two more 'ad complained to
the landlord, they 'ad to leave their brekfusses and take 'im outside
for a breath o' fresh air.
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