Night watches [complete]Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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Night watches [complete]
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
Humorous stories; Short stories
“Hasn't she got a mouth?” ses Ginger, wot was getting a bit tired of it.
“You've been crossed in love,” ses the nevy, staring at 'im. “That's
wot's the matter with you. And looking at you, I don't wonder at it.”
Ginger 'arf got up, but Sam gave him a look and 'e sat down agin, and
then they all sat quiet while the nevy went on telling them about 'is
gal.
“I should like to see 'er,” ses his uncle at last.
“Call round for me at seven to-morrow night,” ses the young 'un, “and
I'll introduce you.”
“We might look in on our way,” ses Sam, arter Ginger and Peter 'ad both
made eyes at 'im. “We're going out to spend the evening.”
“The more the merrier,” ses his nevy. “Well, so long; I expect she's
waiting for me.”
He got up and said good-bye, and arter he 'ad gorn, Sam and the other
two shook their leads together and said what a pity it was to be
twenty-one. Ginger said it made 'im sad to think of it, and Peter said
'ow any gal could look at a man under thirty, 'e couldn't think.
They all went round to the nevy's the next evening. They was a little
bit early owing to Ginger's watch 'aving been set right by guess-work,
and they 'ad to sit in a row on the nevy's bed waiting while 'e cleaned
'imself, and changed his clothes. Although it was only Wednesday 'e
changed his collar, and he was so long making up 'is mind about his
necktie that 'is uncle tried to make it up for him. By the time he 'ad
finished Sam said it made 'im think it was Sunday.
Miss Gill was at 'ome when they got there, and all three of 'em was very
much surprised that such a good-looking gal should take up with Sam's
nevy. Ginger nearly said so, but Peter gave 'im a dig in the back just
in time and 'e called him something under 'is breath instead.
“Why shouldn't we all make an evening of it?” ses Ginger, arter they 'ad
been talking for about ten minutes, and the nevy 'ad looked at the clock
three or four times.
“Because two's company,” ses Mrs. Gill. “Why you was young yourself
once. Can't you remember?”
“He's young now, mother,” ses the gal, giving Ginger a nice smile.
“I tell you wot we might do,” ses Mrs. Gill, putting 'er finger to her
forehead and considering. “You and Joe go out and 'ave your evening, and
me and these gentlemen'll go off together somewhere. I shall enjoy an
outing; I ain't 'ad one for a long time.”
Ginger said it would be very nice if she thought it wouldn't make 'er
too tired, and afore Sam or Peter could think of anything to say, she
was upstairs putting 'er bonnet on. They thought o' plenty to say while
they was sitting alone with Ginger waiting for 'er.
“My idea was for the gal and your nevy to come too,” ses pore Ginger.
“Then I thought we might lose 'im and I would 'ave a little chat with
the gal, and show 'er 'ow foolish she was.”
“Well, you've done it now,” ses Sam. “Spoilt our evening.”
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