Fantasy fiction; Science fiction; Subconsciousness -- Fiction
The judge, had the congressman been astute enough to notice, had
suddenly gone white about the gills and showed a shifty disinclination
to meet his gaze. The truth of the matter was that the judge, similarly
baffled by Toffee's seductive attitude toward the chair, had also been
subjected to the nasty sight of George's grotesque eye exercises. He,
like the congressman, had experienced a feeling of giddiness at the
nape of the neck and decided against mentioning the incident. After
gazing upon a pair of air-borne eyes which have just crossed themselves
in their zeal to convey the charm of the rake, one is generally loath
to bring the subject up with anyone save the local psychiatrist.
However, had either gentleman had the least inkling of the mad delights
yet to come, they might have well bolted the room, shouting the news to
the world.
The fact was that Toffee, in her endeavor to hypnotize George, was
meeting with extraordinary success. Having gazed into George's eyes
with his full cooperation it was only the matter of a moment before
the hapless shade was completely mesmerized. The eyes, under Toffee's
steady gaze, grew heavy, drooped, closed altogether, then reopened with
a slightly dazed appearance. It was not a pleasant sight, but Toffee
appeared to find satisfaction in it.
Not so, however, the judge and the congressman. Watching these
developments with sidelong anxiety, they were sore put to it to
continue with the business at hand.
"Yes, yes," the judge said vaguely, "you were telling me about this
blackguard who's been saying all these filthy things about you...?"
"Eh?" the congressman said, starting. "_Oh!_ Oh, yes. This fellow, the
blackguard. I was saying that if he was half a man...!"
The congressman got no further for it was precisely in this moment
that Toffee commanded George to materialize. There must have been,
however, a lack of authority in her tone, for the results fell short of
perfection. In fact, they fell short by exactly fifty percent. George,
starting at the top of his head, blossomed rapidly into being down to
the waist and there, quite devoid of his lower quarters, stopped. In
effect, no sooner did the congressman speak of half a man than the
order was filled to exact specifications. The congressman not only
stopped speaking, but stopped breathing as well.
* * * * *
A nervous hush fell over the courtroom, for by now several others had
begun to notice the half-portion George and were just as reticent to
mention the matter as either the congressman or the judge. The judge
clutched grimly to the bench for support and forced himself to look
away. He laughed a dry, cackling laugh.
"Well, well," he said with feeble heartiness, "we mustn't fall into a
reverie, must we? You haven't half--I mean you haven't really begun to
tell me about these slurs against you, congressman."
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