Fantasy fiction; Science fiction; Subconsciousness -- Fiction
There was something markedly distraught in the congressman's expression
as he turned back to the bench. He fiddled with his tie, reached into
his pocket, took something out and began to finger it nervously. It was
Toffee's gadget.
"Well," he babbled. "I was only saying that anyone with half--I mean
any mind at all would be able to see ... uh ... see...."
As he spoke, the congressman turned the gadget absently in his hand. It
was on the fifth turn, when it was pointing directly at the judge, that
his finger inadvertently snagged against the button and shoved it to
one side. Instantly, as though the judge had never been there at all,
the bench was starkly and dramatically deserted, with only the gavel
left to mark its recent occupancy. The congressman gaped unbelievingly,
shook his head, closed his eyes, then opened them again. The judge was
still absent.
The congressman turned to the others and found himself and the bench
the focal points for a sea of shocked eyes. He shuddered, pressed the
gadget self-consciously in a fit of nerves. The button snapped in the
opposite direction. In the next instant there was a shrill scream from
the faded blonde.
Those in court turned in unison to find that the judge, just as
suddenly as he had departed, had reappeared. This time, however, he
was comfortably ensconced in the lap of the distraught blonde. In a
courtroom where many odd things had recently taken place, it was the
general concensus that when the judge of that court sneaks from the
bench, creeps up on the nearest blonde and hurls himself into her lap,
some sort of climax has been reached. A murmur of indignation rose
through the room.
The blonde, for her part, agreed with the concensus, but did not stop
at an indignant protest. Doubling up her fist she belted the judge a
nasty blow in the eye.
"You mangey old goat!" she shrieked.
The congressman, by now in a veritable frenzy of nervousness, pressed
the button again. This time it was Toffee who disappeared. The murmur
in the court became still more disturbed. The congressman twiddled the
button in the opposite direction.
Miraculously, Toffee appeared behind the bench in the judge's position.
She picked up the gavel and banged for attention.
"The court will come to order!" she shrilled happily. "Knock it off,
everybody!"
* * * * *
A new kind of hush fell over the room. The congressman, slack-mouthed,
looked up at Toffee with the fearful look of a man who has finally
been backed to the wall on the question of his own sanity. The judge,
nursing a blow on the left ear as another was being addressed to the
right, looked up in horror.
"Here!" he yelled. "Get off that bench!"
"Get off that blonde!" Toffee shot back. "You ought to be ashamed of
yourself." She whirled about on the trembling congressman. "As for you,
you big fat traitor, I want a clean confession and no nonsense."
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