Northern Georgia SketchesHarben, Will N. (Will Nathaniel)
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Northern Georgia Sketches
Harben, Will N. (Will Nathaniel)
Georgia -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, American
“How are ye, Toot?” was her greeting as she placed the chair for him
between a jar of fresh honey and a barrel of sorghum molasses. “How is
the sore eyes over yore way?”
“Toler’ble,” he answered, as he leaned back against the counter and
fanned himself with his slouch hat. “Mine is about through it, but the
Tye childern is a sight. Pizen-oak hain’t a circumstance.”
“What did ye use?”
“Copperas an’ sweet milk. It is the best thing I’ve struck. I don’t want
any o’ that peppery eye-wash ’bout my place. It’d take the hide off ’n a
mule’s hind leg.”
“Now yore a-talkin’,” and Bill Odell went to the water-bucket on the end
of the counter. He threw his tobacco-quid away, noisily washed out his
mouth, and took a long drink from the gourd dipper. Then Bart Callaway
and Amos Sanders, who had arrived half an hour before and had walked
down to take a look at Filmore’s fish-pond, came in together. Both were
whittling sticks and looking cool and comfortable.
“We are all heer,” said Odell, and he added his hat to his coat and the
pile of weights on the scale-beam, and put his right foot on the rung of
his chair. “I reckon we mought as well proceed.” At these words the men
who had arrived last carefully stowed their hats away under their chairs
and leaned forward expectantly. Mrs. Filmore glided noiselessly to a
corner behind the counter, and with folded arms stood ready to hear all
that was to be said.
“Did anybody inform Ab of the object of this meeting?” asked Odell.
They all looked at Filmore, and he transferred their glances to his
wife. She flushed under their scrutiny and awkwardly twisted her fat
arms together.
“Sister Calihan wuz in here this mornin’,” she deposed in an uneven
tone. “I ‘lowed somebody amongst ’em ort to know what you-uns wuz up to,
so I up an’ told ‘er.”
“What did she have to say?” asked Odell, bending over the scales to spit
at a crack in the floor, but not removing his eyes from the witness.
“Law, I hardly know what she didn’t say! I never seed a woman take on
so. Ef the last bit o’ kin she had on earth wuz suddenly wiped from the
face o’ creation, she couldn’t ‘a’ tuk it more to heart. Sally wuz with
‘er, an’ went on wuss ‘an her mammy.”
“What ailed Sally?”
Mrs. Filmore smiled irrepressibly. “I reckon you ort to know, Brother
Odell,” she said, under the hand she had raised to hide her smile. “Do
you reckon she hain’t heerd o’ yore declaration that Eph cayn’t marry in
no heretic family while yo ‘re above ground? It wuz goin’ the round
at singin’-school two weeks ago, and thar hain’t been a thing talked
sence.”
“I hain’t got a ioty to retract,” replied Odell, looking down into the
upturned faces for approval. “I’d as soon see a son o’ mine in his box.
Misfortune an’ plague is boun’ to foller them that winks at infidelity
in any disguise ur gyarb.”
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