Not George Washington — an Autobiographical Novel — John Shaqi
Not George Washington — an Autobiographical NovelWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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Not George Washington — an Autobiographical Novel
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Humorous stories
Tenderly my mother drew me to the sofa; and quietly, with closed
eyelids, I lay there until, in the soft cool of the evening, I asked
for her verdict.
Seeing, as she did instantly, that it would be more dangerous to deny
my request than to accede to it, she spoke.
“That there is an absence, my dear Margie, of any relationship with
life, that not a single character is in any degree human, that passion
and virtue and vice and real feeling are wanting—this surprises me more
than I can tell you. I had expected to listen to a natural, ordinary,
unactable episode arranged more or less in steichomuthics. There is no
work so scholarly and engaging as the amateur’s. But in your play I am
amazed to find the touch of the professional and experienced
playwright. Yes, my dear, you have proved that you happen to possess
the quality—one that is most difficult to acquire—of surrounding a
situation which is improbable enough to be convincing with that
absurdly mechanical conversation which the theatre-going public
demands. As your mother, I am disappointed. I had hoped for
originality. As your literary well-wisher, I stifle my maternal
feelings and congratulate you unreservedly.”
I thanked my mother effusively. I think I cried a little.
She said affectionately that the hour had been one of great interest to
her, and she added that she would be glad to be consulted with regard
to the steps I contemplated taking in my literary future.
She then resumed her book.
I went to my room and re-read the last letter I had had from James.
_The Barrel Club,
Covent Garden,
London._
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