Not George Washington — an Autobiographical Novel — John Shaqi
Not George Washington — an Autobiographical NovelWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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Not George Washington — an Autobiographical Novel
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Humorous stories
MY DARLING MARGIE,—I am writing this line simply and solely for the
selfish pleasure I gain from the act of writing to you. I know
everything will come right some time or other, but at present I am
suffering from a bad attack of the blues. I am like a general who has
planned out a brilliant attack, and realises that he must fail for want
of sufficient troops to carry a position, on the taking of which the
whole success of the assault depends. Briefly, my position is like
this. My name is pretty well known in a small sort of way among editors
and the like as that of a man who can turn out fairly good stuff.
Besides this, I have many influential friends. You see where this
brings me? I am in the middle of my attacking movement, and I have not
been beaten back; but the key to the enemy’s position is still
uncaptured. You know what this key is from my other letters. It’s the
stage. Ah, Margie, one acting play! Only one! It would mean everything.
Apart from the actual triumph and the direct profits, it would bring so
much with it. The enemy’s flank would be turned, and the rest of the
battle would become a mere rout. I should have an accepted position in
the literary world which would convert all the other avenues to wealth
on which I have my eye instantly into royal roads. Obstacles would
vanish. The fact that I was a successful playwright would make the
acceptance of the sort of work I am doing now inevitable, and I should
get paid ten times as well for it. And it would mean—well, you know
what it would mean, don’t you? Darling Margie, tell me again that I
have your love, that the waiting is not too hard, that you believe in
me. Dearest, it will come right in the end. Nothing can prevent that.
Love and the will of a man have always beaten Time and Fate. Write to
me, dear.
_Ever your devoted
James._
How utterly free from thought of self! His magnificent loyalty forgot
the dreadful tension of his own great battle, and pictured only the
tedium of waiting which it was my part to endure.
I finished my letter to James very late that night. It was a very long
and explanatory letter, and it enclosed my play.
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