Not George Washington — an Autobiographical NovelWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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Not George Washington — an Autobiographical Novel
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Humorous stories
Here the humanising influence of the Teutonic school of philosophic
analysis was demonstrated by my mother’s action. Mr. Cloyster, she
said, must reconcile himself to exchanging his comfortable rooms at the
St. Peter’s Port—(“I particularly dislike half-filled hotel life, Mrs.
Goodwin”)—for the shelter of our cottage. He accepted. He was then
“warned” that I was chef at the cottage. Mother gave him “a chance to
change his mind.” Something was said about my saving life and
destroying digestion. He went to collect his things in an ecstasy of
merriment.
At this point I committed an indiscretion which can only be excused by
the magnitude of the occasion.
My mother had retired to her favourite bow-window where, by a _tour de
force_ on the part of the carpenter, a system of low, adjustable
bookcases had been craftily constructed in such a way that when she sat
in her window-seat they jutted in a semicircle towards her hand.
James, whom I had escorted down the garden path, had left me at the
little wooden gate and had gone swinging down the road. I, shielded
from outside observation (if any) by a line of lilacs, gazed
rapturously at his retreating form. The sun was high in the sky now. It
was a perfect summer’s day. Birds were singing. Their notes blended
with the gentle murmur of the sea on the beach below. Every fibre of my
body was thrilling with the magic of the morning.
Through the kindly branches of the lilac I watched him, and then, as
though in obedience to the primaeval call of that July sunshine, I
stood on tiptoe, and blew him a kiss.
I realised in an instant what I had done. Fool that I had been. The
bow-window!
I was rigid with discomfiture. My mother’s eyes were on the book she
held. And yet a faint smile seemed to hover round her lips. I walked in
silence to where she sat at the open window.
She looked up. Her smile was more pronounced.
“Margie,” she said.
“Yes, mother?”
“The hedonism of Voltaire is the indictment of an honest bore.”
“Yes, mother.”
She then resumed her book.
CHAPTER 2
JAMES SETS OUT
_(Miss Margaret Goodwin’s narrative continued)_
Those August days! Have there been any like them before? I realise with
difficulty that the future holds in store for me others as golden.
The island was crammed with trippers. They streamed in by every boat.
But James and I were infinitely alone. I loved him from the first, from
the moment when he had rowed out of the unknown into my life, clad in a
dressing-gown. I like to think that he loved me from that moment, too.
But, if he did, the knowledge that he did came to him only after a
certain delay. It was my privilege to watch this knowledge steal
gradually but surely upon him.
We were always together; and as the days passed by he spoke freely of
himself and his affairs, obeying unconsciously the rudder of my tactful
inquisitiveness. By the end of the first week I knew as much about him
as he did himself.
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