Not George Washington — an Autobiographical NovelWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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Not George Washington — an Autobiographical Novel
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Humorous stories
It seemed that a guardian—an impersonal sort of business man with a
small but impossible family—was the most commanding figure in his
private life. As for his finances, five-and-forty sovereigns, the
remnant of a larger sum which had paid for his education at Cambridge,
stood between him and the necessity of offering for hire a sketchy
acquaintance with general literature and a third class in the classical
tripos.
He had come to Guernsey to learn by personal observation what chances
tomato growing held out to a young man in a hurry to get rich.
“Tomato growing?” I echoed dubiously. And then, to hide a sense of
bathos, “People _have_ made it pay. Of course, they work very hard.”
“M’yes,” said James without much enthusiasm.
“But I fancy,” I added, “the life is not at all unpleasant.”
At this point embarrassment seemed to engulf James. He blushed,
swallowed once or twice in a somewhat convulsive manner, and stammered.
Then he made his confession guiltily.
I was not to suppose that his aims ceased with the attainment of a
tomato-farm. The nurture of a wholesome vegetable occupied neither the
whole of his ambitions nor even the greater part of them. To write—the
agony with which he throatily confessed it!—to be swept into the
maelstrom of literary journalism, to be _en rapport_ with the
unslumbering forces of Fleet Street—those were the real objectives of
James Orlebar Cloyster.
“Of course, I mean,” he said, “I suppose it would be a bit of a
struggle at first, if you see what I mean. What I mean to say is,
rejected manuscripts, and so on. But still, after a bit, once get a
footing, you know—I should like to have a dash at it. I mean, I think I
could do something, you know.”
“Of course you could,” I said.
“I mean, lots of men have, don’t you know.”
“There’s plenty of room at the top,” I said.
He seemed struck with this remark. It encouraged him.
He had had his opportunity of talking thus of himself during our long
rambles out of doors. They were a series of excursions which he was
accustomed to describe as hunting expeditions for the stocking of our
larder.
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