Not George Washington — an Autobiographical NovelWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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Not George Washington — an Autobiographical Novel
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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Thus James would announce at breakfast that prawns were the day’s
quarry, and the foreshore round Cobo Bay the hunting-ground. And to
Cobo, accordingly, we would set out. This prawn-yielding area extends
along the coast on the other side of St. Peter’s Port, where two halts
had to be made, one at Madame Garnier’s, the confectioners, the other
at the library, to get fiction, which I never read. Then came a journey
on the top of the antediluvian horse-tram, a sort of _diligence_ on
rails; and then a whole summer’s afternoon among the prawns. Cobo is an
expanse of shingle, dotted with seaweed and rocks; and Guernsey is a
place where one can take off one’s shoes and stockings on the slightest
pretext. We waded hither and thither with the warm brine lapping
unchecked over our bare legs. We did not use our nets very
industriously, it is true; but our tongues were seldom still. The slow
walk home was a thing to be looked forward to. Ah! those memorable
homecomings in the quiet solemnity of that hour, when a weary sun
stoops, one can fancy with a sigh of pleasure, to sink into the bosom
of the sea!
Prawn-hunting was agreeably varied by fish-snaring, mussel-stalking,
and mushroom-trapping—sports which James, in his capacity of Head
Forester, included in his venery.
For mushroom-trapping an early start had to be made—usually between six
and seven. The chase took us inland, until, after walking through the
fragrant, earthy lanes, we turned aside into dewy meadows, where each
blade of grass sparkled with a gem of purest water. Again the necessity
of going barefoot. Breakfast was late on these mornings, my mother
whiling away the hours of waiting with a volume of Diogenes Laertius in
the bow-window. She would generally open the meal with the remark that
Anaximander held the primary cause of all things to be the Infinite, or
that it was a favourite expression of Theophrastus that time was the
most valuable thing a man could spend. When breakfast was announced,
one of the covers concealed the mushrooms, which, under my
superintendence, James had done his best to devil. A quiet day
followed, devoted to sedentary recreation after the labours of the run.
The period which I have tried to sketch above may be called the period
of good-fellowship. Whatever else love does for a woman, it makes her
an actress. So we were merely excellent friends till James’s eyes were
opened. When that happened, he abruptly discarded good-fellowship. I,
on the other hand, played it the more vigorously. The situation was
mine.
Our day’s run became the merest shadow of a formality. The office of
Head Forester lapsed into an absolute sinecure. Love was with
us—triumphant, and no longer to be skirted round by me; fresh,
electric, glorious in James.
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