Not George Washington — an Autobiographical NovelWodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
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Not George Washington — an Autobiographical Novel
Wodehouse, P. G. (Pelham Grenville)
Humorous stories
I was sorry for him all the time. In a curiously impersonal way I could
realise the depths to which I was sinking in putting this insult upon
him. But my better feelings were gagged and bound that night. The one
thought uppermost in my mind was that I must tell Julian of Eva, and
that by his story of Margaret he had given me an opening for making my
confession with the minimum of discomfort to myself.
It was pitiful to see the first shaft of my insinuation slowly sink
into him. I could see by the look in his eyes that he had grasped my
meaning.
“Jimmy,” he gasped, “you can’t think—are you joking?”
“I am not surprised at your asking that question,” I replied
pleasantly. “You know how tolerant I am. But I’m not joking. Not that I
blame you, my dear fellow. Margaret is, or used to be, very
good-looking.”
“You seem to be in earnest,” he said, in a dazed way.
“My dear fellow,” I said; “I have a certain amount of intuition. You
spend an hour here alone with Margaret. She is young, and very pretty.
You are placed immediately on terms of intimacy by the fact that you
have, in myself, a subject of mutual interest. That breaks the ice. You
are at cross-purposes, but your main sympathies are identical. Also,
you have a strong objective sympathy for Margaret. I think we may
presuppose that this second sympathy is stronger than the first. It
pivots on a woman, not on a man. And on a woman who is present, not on
a man who is absent. You see my meaning? At any rate, the solid fact
remains that she stayed an hour with you, whom she had met for the
first time today, and did not feel equal to meeting me, whom she has
loved for two years. If you want me to explain myself further, I have
no objection to doing so. I mean that you made love to her.”
I watched him narrowly to see how he would take it. The dazed
expression deepened on his face.
“You are apparently sane,” he said, very wearily. “You seem to be
sober.”
“I am both,” I said.
There was a pause.
“It’s no use for me,” he began, evidently collecting his thoughts with
a strong effort, “to say your charge is preposterous. I don’t suppose
mere denial would convince you. I can only say, instead, that the
charge is too wild to be replied to except in one way, which is this.
Employ for a moment your own standard of right and wrong. I know your
love story, and you know mine. Miss Eversleigh, my cousin, is to me
what Miss Goodwin is to you—true as steel. My loyalty and my friendship
for you are the same as your loyalty and your friendship for me.”
“Well?”
“Well, if I have spent an hour with Miss Goodwin, you have spent more
than an hour with my cousin. What right have you to suspect me more
than I have to suspect you? Judge me by your own standard.”
“I do,” I said, “and I find myself still suspecting you.”
He stared.
“I don’t understand you.”
“Perhaps you will when you have heard the piece of news which I
mentioned earlier in our conversation that I had for you.”
“Well?”
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