Burke said, “The age of chivalry is o'er;” and I believe the age of
poetry has gone with it; and if Homer himself were to chant an Iliad
down Fleet Street, I 'd wager a crown that 964 would take him up for a
ballad-singer.
But a late case occurs to me. A countryman of mine, one Bernard
Cavanagh, doubtless, a gentleman of very good connections, announced
some time ago that he had adopted a new system of diet, which was
neither more nor less than going without any food. Now, Mr. Cavanagh was
a stout gentleman, comely and plump to look at, who conversed pleasantly
on the common topics of the day, and seemed, on the whole, to enjoy
life pretty much like other people. He was to be seen for a
shilling--children half-price; and although Englishmen have read of our
starving countrymen for the last century and a-half, yet their curiosity
to see one, to look at him, to prod him with their umbrellas, punch him
with their knuckles, and otherwise test his vitality, was such, that
they seemed just as much alive as though the phenomenon was new to them.
The consequence was, Mr. Cavanagh, whose cook was on board wages, and
whose establishment was of the least expensive character, began to wax
rich. Several large towns and cities, in different parts of the empire,
requested him to visit them; and Joe Hume suggested that the corporation
of London should offer him ten thousand pounds for his secret, merely
for the use of the livery. In fact, Cavanagh was now the cry, and as
Barney appeared to grow fat on fasting, his popularity knew no bounds.
Unfortunately, however, ambition, the bane of so many other great men,
numbered him also among its victims. Had he been content with London as
the sphere of his triumphs and teetotalism, there is no saying how long
he might have gone on starving with satisfaction. Whether it is that
the people are less observant there, or more accustomed to see similar
exhibitions, I cannot tell; but true it is they paid their shillings,
felt his ribs, walked home, and pronounced Barney a most exemplary
Irishman. But not content with the capital, he must make a tour in
the provinces, and accordingly went starring it about through Leeds,
Birmingham, Manchester, and all the other manufacturing towns, as if
in mockery of the poor people who did not know the secret how to live
without food.
Mr. Cavanagh was now living--if life it can be called--in one of the
best hotels, when, actuated by that spirit of inquiry that characterises
the age, a respectable lady,' who kept a boarding-house, paid him a
visit, to ascertain, if possible, how far his system might be made
applicable to her guests, who, whatever their afflictions, laboured
under no such symptoms as his.
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