Odd craft [complete]Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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Odd craft [complete]
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; Sailors -- Fiction
Peter stood staring at the bed, and then ’e pulled the clothes off and
saw pore Ginger all tied up, and making awful eyes at ’im to undo him.
“I ’ad to do it, Peter,” ses Bill. “I wanted some more money to escape
with, and ’e wouldn’t lend it to me. I ’aven’t got as much as I want
now. You just came in in the nick of time. Another minute and you’d ha’
missed me. ’Ow much ’ave you got?”
“Ah, I wish I could lend you some, Bill,” ses Peter Russet, turning
pale, “but I’ve ’ad my pocket picked; that’s wot I came back for, to
get some from Ginger.”
Bill didn’t say a word.
“You see ’ow it is, Bill,” ses Peter, edging back toward the door;
“three men laid ’old of me and took every farthing I’d got.”
“Well, I can’t rob you, then,” ses Bill, catching ’old of ’im.
“Whoever’s money this is,” he ses, pulling a handful out o’ Peter’s
pocket, “it can’t be yours. Now, if you make another sound I’ll knock
your ’ead off afore I tie you up.”
“Don’t tie me up, Bill,” ses Peter, struggling.
“I can’t trust you,” ses Bill, dragging ’im over to the washstand and
taking up the other towel; “turn round.”
Peter was a much easier job than Ginger Dick, and arter Bill ’ad done
’im ’e put ’im in alongside o’ Ginger and covered ’em up, arter first
tying both the gags round with some string to prevent ’em slipping.
“Mind, I’ve only borrowed it,” he ses, standing by the side o’ the bed;
“but I must say, mates, I’m disappointed in both of you. If either of
you ’ad ’ad the misfortune wot I’ve ’ad, I’d have sold the clothes off
my back to ’elp you. And I wouldn’t ’ave waited to be asked neither.”
He stood there for a minute very sorrowful, and then ’e patted both
their ’eads and went downstairs. Ginger and Peter lay listening for a
bit, and then they turned their pore bound-up faces to each other and
tried to talk with their eyes.
Then Ginger began to wriggle and try and twist the cords off, but ’e
might as well ’ave tried to wriggle out of ’is skin. The worst of it
was they couldn’t make known their intentions to each other, and when
Peter Russet leaned over ’im and tried to work ’is gag off by rubbing
it up agin ’is nose, Ginger pretty near went crazy with temper. He
banged Peter with his ’ead, and Peter banged back, and they kept it up
till they’d both got splitting ’eadaches, and at last they gave up in
despair and lay in the darkness waiting for Sam.
And all this time Sam was sitting in the Red Lion, waiting for them. He
sat there quite patient till twelve o’clock and then walked slowly
’ome, wondering wot ’ad happened and whether Bill had gone.
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