Odd craft [complete]Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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Odd craft [complete]
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; Sailors -- Fiction
Ginger was the fust to ’ear ’is foot on the stairs, and as he came into
the room, in the darkness, him an’ Peter Russet started shaking their
bed in a way that scared old Sam nearly to death. He thought it was
Bill carrying on agin, and ’e was out o’ that door and ’arf-way
downstairs afore he stopped to take breath. He stood there trembling
for about ten minutes, and then, as nothing ’appened, he walked slowly
upstairs agin on tiptoe, and as soon as they heard the door creak Peter
and Ginger made that bed do everything but speak.
“Is that you, Bill?” ses old Sam, in a shaky voice, and standing ready
to dash downstairs agin.
There was no answer except for the bed, and Sam didn’t know whether
Bill was dying or whether ’e ’ad got delirium trimmings. All ’e did
know was that ’e wasn’t going to sleep in that room. He shut the door
gently and went downstairs agin, feeling in ’is pocket for a match,
and, not finding one, ’e picked out the softest stair ’e could find
and, leaning his ’ead agin the banisters, went to sleep.
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It was about six o’clock when ’e woke up, and broad daylight. He was
stiff and sore all over, and feeling braver in the light ’e stepped
softly upstairs and opened the door. Peter and Ginger was waiting for
’im, and as he peeped in ’e saw two things sitting up in bed with their
’air standing up all over like mops and their faces tied up with
bandages. He was that startled ’e nearly screamed, and then ’e stepped
into the room and stared at ’em as if he couldn’t believe ’is eyes.
“Is that you, Ginger?” he ses. “Wot d’ye mean by making sights of
yourselves like that? ’Ave you took leave of your senses?”
Ginger and Peter shook their ’eads and rolled their eyes, and then Sam
see wot was the matter with ’em. Fust thing ’e did was to pull out ’is
knife and cut Ginger’s gag off, and the fust thing Ginger did was to
call ’im every name ’e could lay his tongue to.
“You wait a moment,” he screams, ’arf crying with rage. “You wait till
I get my ’ands loose and I’ll pull you to pieces. The idea o’ leaving
us like this all night, you old crocodile. I ’eard you come in. I’ll
pay you.”
Sam didn’t answer ’im. He cut off Peter Russet’s gag, and Peter Russet
called ’im ’arf a score o’ names without taking breath.
“And when Ginger’s finished I’ll ’ave a go at you,” he ses. “Cut off
these lines.”
“At once, d’ye hear?” ses Ginger. “Oh, you wait till I get my ’ands on
you.”
Sam didn’t answer ’em; he shut up ’is knife with a click and then ’e
sat at the foot o’ the bed on Ginger’s feet and looked at ’em. It
wasn’t the fust time they’d been rude to ’im, but as a rule he’d ’ad to
put up with it. He sat and listened while Ginger swore ’imself faint.
“That’ll do,” he ses, at last; “another word and I shall put the
bedclothes over your ’ead. Afore I do anything more I want to know wot
it’s all about.”
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