Odd craft [complete]Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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Odd craft [complete]
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English; Sailors -- Fiction
Mr. Gunnill, obviously relieved, said that he ought to be more careful,
and pointed out, with some feeling, that a lot of mischief was caused
that way.
“Cooper wants a lesson, that’s what he wants,” said Mr. Sims,
valiantly. “He’ll get his head broke one of these days.”
Mr. Gunnill acquiesced. “I remember when I was on the _Peewit_,” he
said, musingly, “one time when we were lying at Cardiff, there was a
policeman there run one of our chaps in, and two nights afterward
another of our chaps pushed the policeman down in the mud and ran off
with his staff and his helmet.”
Miss Gunnill’s eyes glistened. “What happened?” she inquired.
“He had to leave the force,” replied her father; “he couldn’t stand the
disgrace of it. The chap that pushed him over was quite a little chap,
too. About the size of Herbert here.”
Mr. Sims started.
“Very much like him in face, too,” pursued Mr. Gunnill; “daring chap he
was.”
Miss Gunnill sighed. “I wish he lived in Little-stow,” she said,
slowly. “I’d give anything to take that horrid Mrs. Cooper down a bit.
Cooper would be the laughing-stock of the town.”
Messrs. Sims and Drill looked unhappy. It was hard to have to affect an
attitude of indifference in the face of Miss Gunnill’s lawless
yearnings; to stand before her as respectable and law-abiding cravens.
Her eyes, large and sorrowful; dwelt on them both.
“If I—I only get a chance at Cooper!” murmured Mr. Sims, vaguely.
To his surprise, Mr. Gunnill started up from his chair and, gripping
his hand, shook it fervently. He looked round, and Selina was regarding
him with a glance so tender that he lost his head completely. Before he
had recovered he had pledged himself to lay the helmet and truncheon of
the redoubtable Mr. Cooper at the feet of Miss Gunnill; exact date not
specified.
“Of course, I shall have to wait my opportunity,” he said, at last.
“You wait as long as you like, my boy,” said the thoughtless Mr.
Gunnill.
Mr. Sims thanked him.
“Wait till Cooper’s an old man,” urged Mr. Drill.
Miss Gunnill, secretly disappointed at the lack of boldness and
devotion on the part of the latter gentleman, eyed his stalwart frame
indignantly and accused him of trying to make Mr. Sims as timid as
himself. She turned to the valiant Sims and made herself so agreeable
to that daring blade that Mr. Drill, a prey to violent jealousy, bade
the company a curt good-night and withdrew.
He stayed away for nearly a week, and then one evening as he approached
the house, carrying a carpet-bag, he saw the door just opening to admit
the fortunate Herbert. He quickened his pace and arrived just in time
to follow him in. Mr. Sims, who bore under his arm a brown-paper
parcel, seemed somewhat embarrassed at seeing him, and after a brief
greeting walked into the room, and with a triumphant glance at Mr.
Gunnill and Selina placed his burden on the table.
[Illustration]
“You—you ain’t got it?” said Mr. Gunnill, leaning forward.
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