Odd Man Out: Sailor's Knots, Part 6.Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
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Odd Man Out: Sailor's Knots, Part 6.
Jacobs, W. W. (William Wymark)
England -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Humorous stories, English
"We've been together for years," ses Ted. "You'll like Charlie when you
get used to 'im--everybody does."
"Not me!" ses Emma, with a shiver. "It gives me the fair creeps to look
at him. You'll 'ave to choose between us. If he comes, I sha'n't.
Which is it to be?"
Neither of 'em answered 'er, but the next night they both turned up as
usual, and Emma White stood there looking at 'em and nearly crying with
temper.
"'Ow would you like it if I brought another young lady with me?" she ses
to Ted.
"It wouldn't make no difference to me," ses Ted. "Any friend o' yours is
welcome."
Emma stood looking at 'em, and then she patted 'er eyes with a pocket-
'ankercher and began to look more cheerful.
"You ain't the only one that has got a dear friend," she says, looking.
at 'im and wiping 'er lips with the 'ankercher. "I've got one, and if
Charlie Brice don't promise to stay at 'ome to-morrow night I'll bring
her with me."
"Bring 'er, and welcome," ses Ted.
"I sha'n't stay at 'ome for fifty dear friends," ses Charlie.
"Have it your own way," ses Emma. "If you come, Sophy Jennings comes,
that's all."
She was as good as 'er word, too, and next night when they turned up they
found Emma and 'er friend waiting for them. Charlie thought it was the
friend's mother at fust, but he found out arterwards that she was a
widder-woman. She had 'ad two husbands, and both of 'em 'ad passed away
with a smile on their face. She seemed to take a fancy to Charlie the
moment she set eyes on 'im, and two or three times, they'd 'ave lost Ted
and Emma if it hadn't been for 'im.
[Illustration: "When they turned up they found Emma and 'er friend
waiting for them."]
They did lose 'em the next night, and Charlie Brice 'ad Mrs. Jennings all
alone to himself for over a couple of hours walking up and down the
Commercial Road talking about the weather; Charles saying 'ow wet and
cold it, was, and thinking p'r'aps they 'ad better go off 'ome afore she
got a chill.
He complained to Ted about it when 'e got 'ome, and Ted promised as it
shouldn't 'appen agin. He said that 'im and Emma 'ad been so busy
talking about getting married that he 'ad forgotten to keep an eye on
him.
"Married!" ses Charlie, very upset. "Married! And wot's to become o'
me?"
"Come and lodge with us," ses Ted.
They shook hands on it, but Ted said they 'ad both better keep it to
themselves a bit and wait until Emma 'ad got more used to Charlie afore
they told her. Ted let 'er get used to 'im for three days more afore he
broke the news to 'er, and the way she went on was alarming. She went on
for over ten minutes without taking breath, and she was just going to
start again when Mrs. Jennings stopped her.
"He's all right," she ses. "You leave 'im alone."
"I'm not touching 'im," ses Emma, very scornful.
"You leave 'im alone," ses Mrs. Jennings, taking hold of Charlie's arm.
"I don't say things about your young man."
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