“‘Why, to tell you the truth, brother, it was she who first put the
thought into my mind. She has always, you know, had strange notions
in her head, gorgiko notions, I suppose we may call them, about
gentility and the like, and reading and writing. Now, though she can
neither read nor write herself, she thinks that she is lost among our
people and that they are no society for her. So says she to me one
day, “Pharaoh,” says she, “I wish you would take another wife, that I
might have a little pleasant company. As for these here, I am their
betters.” “I have no objection,” said I; “who shall it be? Shall it
be a Cooper or a Stanley?” “A Cooper or a Stanley!” said she, with a
toss of her head, “I might as well keep my present company as theirs;
none of your rubbish; let it be a _gorgie_, one that I can speak an
idea with”—that was her word, I think. Now I am thinking that this
here Bess of yours would be just the kind of person both for my wife
and myself. My wife wants something gorgiko, something genteel. Now
Bess is of blood gorgious; if you doubt it, look in her face, all
full of _pawno ratter_, white blood, brother; and as for gentility,
nobody can make exceptions to Bess’s gentility, seeing she was born
in the workhouse of Melford the Short, where she learned to read and
write. She is no Irish woman, brother, but English pure, and her
father was a farmer.
“‘So much as far as my wife is concerned. As for myself, I tell you
what, brother, I want a strapper; one who can give and take. The
Flying Tinker is abroad, vowing vengeance against us all. I know
what the Flying Tinker is, so does Tawno. The Flying Tinker came to
our camp. “Damn you all,” says he, “I’ll fight the best of you for
nothing.”—“Done!” says Tawno, “I’ll be ready for you in a minute.”
So Tawno went into his tent and came out naked. “Here’s at you,”
says Tawno. Brother, Tawno fought for two hours with the Flying
Tinker, for two whole hours, and it’s hard to say which had the best
of it or the worst. I tell you what, brother, I think Tawno had the
worst of it. Night came on. Tawno went into his tent to dress
himself and the Flying Tinker went his way.
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