Kentucky -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, American
“Listen here, you boys!” said Judge Priest. “Ef we're jest, obliged and
compelled to break a long-standin' rule of this command--and it looks to
me like that's whut we've got to do--let's foller after a precedent that
was laid down a mighty long time ago. You-all remember--don't you--how
the Good Book tells about the Rich Man that give a feast oncet? And at
the last minute the guests he'd invited didn't show up at all--none
of 'em. So then he sent out into the highways and byways and scraped
together some hongry strangers; and by all accounts they had a purty
successful time of it there. When in doubt I hold it's a fairly safe
plan to jest take a leaf out of them old Gospels and go by it. Let's
send out right here in the neighbourhood and find somebody--no matter
who 'tis, so long as he's free, white and twenty-one--that looks like
he could appreciate a meal of vittles, and present the compliments of
Company B to him, and ast him will he come on in and jine with us.”
Maybe it was the old judge's way of putting it, but the idea took
unanimously. The manager of the Richland House, having been sent for,
appeared in person almost immediately. To him the situation was outlined
and the remedy for it that had been favoured.
“By gum, gentlemen,” said their host, instantly inspired, “I believe I
know where I can put my hand on the very candidate you're looking for.
There's a kind of seedy-looking, lonely old fellow downstairs, from
somewhere the other side of the Ohio River. He's been registered since
yes'day morning; seems like to me his name is Watts--something like
that, anyhow. He don't seem to have any friends or no business in
particular; he's just kind of hanging round. And he knows about this
dinner too. He was talking to me about it a while ago, just before
supper--said he'd read about it in a newspaper up in his country. He
even asked me what the names of some of you gentlemen were. If you think
he'll do to fill in I'll go right down and get him. He was sitting by
himself in a corner of the lobby not two minutes ago. I judge he's about
the right age, too, if age is a consideration. He looks to be about the
same age as most of you.”
There was no need for Judge Priest to put the question to a vote.
It carried, so to speak, by acclamation. Bearing a verbal commission
heartily to speak for the entire assemblage, Manager Ritter hurried out
and in less than no time was back again, escorting the person he had
described. Judge Priest met them at the door and was there introduced to
the stranger, whose rather reluctant hand he warmly shook.
“He didn't want to come at first,” explained Mr. Ritter; “said he didn't
belong up here with you-all; but when I told him the fix you was in he
gave in and consented, and here he is.”
“You're mighty welcome, suh,” said Judge Priest, still holding the other
man's hand. “And we're turribly obliged to you fur comin', and to Mr.
Ritter fur astin' you to come.”
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