Kentucky -- Social life and customs -- Fiction; Short stories, American
The chairman glanced over the house with a brightening eye. It was
almost time to begin the jubilation. As a matter of fact several ardent
souls among the Maydewites could hardly hold themselves in until the
few remaining formalities had been complied with. They poised themselves
upon the edges of their chairs, with throats tuned to lead in the
yelling.
“Are there any other nominations?” asked the chairman, turning this
way and that. He asked it as a matter of form merely. “If not, the
nominations will be closed and the secretary will--”
“Mister Cheerman, one minute, ef you please.”
The interrupting voice was the high-piped voice of Judge Priest, and the
chairman straightened on his heels to find Judge Priest still upon his
feet.
“The chair recognises Judge Priest again,” said the chairman blandly.
He assumed the judge meant to accept his beating gracefully and, in
the interest of party harmony, to move the nomination of Maydew by
acclamation. On his part that would have been a fair enough presumption,
but the first utterances that came now from the old judge jerked open
the eyes and gaped the mouth of the presiding officer. However, he was
not alone there; nearly everybody was stunned.
“It was my painful duty a minute ago to withdraw the candidate that I
had been privileged to foller in this campaign,” said Judge Priest in
his weedy notes. “It is now my pleasure to offer in his stead the
name of another man as a suitable and a fittin' representative of this
district in the National Halls of Congress.” He glanced about him as
though enjoying the surprised hush that had fallen upon the place, and
for just a fraction of a second his eyes focused upon the lone occupant
of the right-hand stage box, almost above his head. Then he went on,
deliberately prolonging his syllables:
“The man whom I would nominate has never so fur as I know been active in
politics. So fur as I know he has never aspired to or sought fur public
office at the hands of his feller-citizens; in fact, he does not now
seek this office. In presentin' his name for your consideration I am
doin' so solely upon my own responsibility and without consultin' any
one on this earth.
“My present candidate is not an orator. He is not a mixer or an
organiser. I am constrained to admit that, measured by the standards of
commerce, he is not even a successful man. He is poor in this world's
goods. He is leadin' at this moment a life of retirement upon a little
barren hillside farm, where the gulleys furrow his tobacco patch and
the sassafras sprouts are takin' his cornfield, and the shadder of a
mortgage rests heavy upon his lonely roof tree.
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