Sooky licked de ladle,
An’ de baby rocked de cradle.
Rock——
Billy interrupted him, saying: “Howdy, Uncle Stephen?”
The old man was glad to see him, nervous and startled, too, for he had
not gotten over his witch fright.
“Po’ly, Billy, ve’y po’ly; pow’ful mis’ry in meh back an’ legs.”
Billy said, in an innocent sort of way: “I jes’ bought fum Kent County
de fines’ kin’ ub coon dog—cross ’tween uh houn’ an’ rat-tan-terrier—an’
I drap in ter arsk ef’n you won’ teck uh hunt wid me in Haylan’ Branch
to-night. Tell me hit’s full ub coons, an’ uh hunt mout do yo’ back
good.”
Uncle Stephen gave Billy a solemn, stern look and said: “I wan’ nuffin
ter do wid coons, ’possums er ’coon dogs. Scip’ Jones an’ John Poney dey
bof exerted me. I’s los’ meh tase fuh night hun’in’; an’ when you heah
de ’po’t ub de witch committee, you will sell yo’ dog, kase when dat
’po’t gits knowed, da won’ be no use fuh coon dogs, leas’wise ’roun’
heah. I had uh talk wid Caesar Butler yistiddy, an’ he say: ‘He sho’ dat
Haylan’ Branch witch tuck an’ stole he ’possum fum de ashes lars’ fall,
an’ bin stealin’ he oystus all wintah.’ Now de wexin’ quession is, What
we gwine ter do? Hit wud not s’prise me ef’n I move fum de county.”
“Uncle Stephen, what wuz de ’port ub de witch committee?”
“Well, dey met lars’ night over Bennett Tumlinson’s wheelwright shop.
Pawson Demby wuz chusen ter teck de cheah. Den we hed uh long
composation an’ hit wuz ’cided dat ghos’es may lib in cows’ hohns, but
witches don’—leas’wise de breed dat’s in Haylan’ Branch. We also ’cide
dat ef’n all de cowhohns in Miles Ribber Neck wuz made inter one hohn,
hit wud be too small fuh de witch ub Haylan’ Branch ter ’pose in. Hit
wuz also ’cluded dat de sperrit in Haylan’ Branch wuz uh witch, kase hit
hab whiskuhs, an’ ghos’es don’ hab whiskuhs. Pawson Demby say he sho’
hit’s de same breed ub witches dat’s spok’ ub in Samuel de Fus’, and dat
we mus’ stop coon hun’in’, hintimate Saul, an’ all go ter witch hun’in’
an’ witch killin’. Dat de Bible ’splicitly spressify in de book ub
Ex-odus: ‘Thou shal’ not suffah uh witch ter lib.’ Pawson Demby mus’ be
mustakin’. Hit kyant be de same breed ub witches Saul kilt, an’ ef’n dey
is, dey’s grown monstus since dem days; an’ I bleebe ’sted ub de
brudders ub Zion Chuch ’stroyin’ de witches, de witches will ’stroy de
brudders. Talk ’bout babtizin’ in de presence ub shirks! I’d rudder
sleep wid shirks dan see dat witch ergin. Hits de lars’ time I’s gwine
on any committee! Mo’n dat, I’s made up meh min’ ter jine uh chuch dat
don’ ’low coon huntin’, an dat chuch is de Presbyters.”
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