On the Stage--and Off: The Brief Career of a Would-Be Actor — John Shaqi
On the Stage--and Off: The Brief Career of a Would-Be ActorJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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On the Stage--and Off: The Brief Career of a Would-Be Actor
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
Actors -- Great Britain -- Biography; Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka), 1859-1927
He was a large, flabby-looking individual, who seemed to live on
Scotch whisky and big cigars, and was never either drunk or sober. He
did not smell refreshing--a fact he made all the more impressive by
breathing very hard, right into one’s face, while talking. He had
formerly been a country manager, but how he earned his livelihood now,
was always a mystery to me, as, although he rented a dirty little back
room in a street leading out of the Strand, and called it his office,
he never did anything there but go to sleep. He was, however, well
known to the theatrical frequenters of “The Occidental,”--better
known than respected, as I afterward learnt,--while he himself knew
everybody, and it appeared to me that he was just the very man I
wanted. At first, he was not any more enthusiastic than the others,
but my mentioning that I was prepared to pay a small premium in order
to obtain an appearance, set him pondering, and, in the end, he didn’t
see why it could not be done. When I stated the figure I was ready to
give, he grew more hopeful still, and came to the conclusion that it
_could_ be done. He did not even see why I should not make a big name,
if I only left myself entirely in his hands.
“I have done the same thing for other people,” said he, “and I can for
you, if I like. There is --------,” he went on, getting talkative all
at once, “he is drawing his eighty pounds a week now. Well, damn it
all, sir, I made that man--made him. He’d never have been anything
more than a third-rate provincial actor, if it hadn’t been for me.
Then look at --------, at the ------, I knew him when he was having
twenty-two shillings a week for responsibles, with old Joe Clamp, and
that only when he could get it, mind you. I brought him up to London,
started him at the Surrey, took him on to the West-end, and worked him
up to what he is. And now, when he passes me in his brougham, he don’t
know me,” and my newfound friend heaved a sigh, and took another pull
to drown his grief at the ingratitude of human nature.
“Yes, sir,” he continued, on emerging from his glass, “I made those
men, and why shouldn’t I make you?”
As I could not show any reason for his not doing so, he determined
that he would; although he supposed that I should turn out just the
same as the rest of them, and forget him, when I was at the top of
the tree. But I assured him most solemnly that I would not, and that I
should be just as pleased to see him, when I was a great man, as I was
then, and I shook hands warmly with him, as a token of how pleased I
was to see him then; for I felt really grateful to him for the favors
he was going to bestow on me, and I was quite vexed that he should
think I might prove ungrateful, and neglect him.
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