On the Stage--and Off: The Brief Career of a Would-Be ActorJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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On the Stage--and Off: The Brief Career of a Would-Be Actor
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
Actors -- Great Britain -- Biography; Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka), 1859-1927
Other “props” were, a throne, gorgeous in gilt paper and glazed
calico; a fire-grate, stuffed with red tinfoil; a mirror, made with
silver paper; a bunch of jailer’s keys; handcuffs; leg irons; flat
irons; rifles; brooms; bayonets; picks and crowbars for the virtuously
infuriated populace; clay pipes; daggers made of wood; stage
broadswords--there is no need to describe these, everybody knows them,
they are like nothing else on earth; battle axes; candlesticks; a
pound or two of short dips; a crown, set with diamonds and rubies each
as big as a duck’s egg; a cradle--empty, an affecting sight; carpets,
kettles, and pots; a stretcher; a chariot; a bunch of carrots;
a costermonger’s barrow; banners; a leg of mutton, and a baby.
Everything, in short, that could possibly be wanted, either in a
palace or a garret, a farmyard or a battle-field.
Still wandering about, I came across a hole in the floor at the side
of the stage, and groped my way down a ladder to the region beneath,
where the fairies come from, and the demons go to. It was perfectly
dark, and I could see nothing. It smelt very moldy, and seemed to be
full of cunning contrivances for barking your shins. After bumping
myself about a good deal there, I was glad to find my way out again,
deferring all further investigations to some future period, with a
candle.
On emerging, I saw that the company had at last begun to arrive. A
tall, solemn-looking man was pacing the stage, and him I greeted. He
was the stage manager, and so of course rather surly. I don’t know why
stage managers are always surly, but they are.
In the course of the next few minutes, there trotted in a
demure-looking little man, who turned out to be our “first low
comedy,” and very good low comedy he was, too, though, from his wooden
expression, you might have thought him as destitute of humor as the
librettist of a comic opera. Then followed the heavy man, talking in
a very gruff voice to a good-looking young fellow with him, who played
the juveniles when our manager didn’t take them himself. Then, after
a short interval, a lady--an old queer-looking little lady, who walked
with a stick, and complained of rheumatism, and who, as soon as she
reached the stage, plumped herself down on the thick end of a mossy
bank, from which nothing would induce her to rise until she got up to
go home. She was our “old woman.” She did the doting mothers and the
comic old maids. She had played everything in her time, and could
play anything still. She would have taken Juliet, or Juliet’s nurse,
whichever you liked, and have done both of them well. She would have
been ten minutes making up for Juliet, and then, sitting in the middle
of the pit, you would have put her down for twenty.
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