On the Stage--and Off: The Brief Career of a Would-Be ActorJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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On the Stage--and Off: The Brief Career of a Would-Be Actor
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
Actors -- Great Britain -- Biography; Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka), 1859-1927
HURRIEDLY unfolded the paper, to see what kind of a part I had got.
I was anxious to begin studying it immediately. I had to form my
conception of the character, learn the words and business, and get up
gesture and expression all in one week. No time was therefore to be
lost. I give the part in extenso:
JOE JUNKS.
Act I., scene I.
-------- comes home.
It’s a rough night.
--------- if he does.
Ay. Ay.
------ stand back.
(_Together_) ‘Tis he!
_Fall down as scene closes in._
Act IV., scene 2.
_On with rioters._
I was of a sanguine disposition at that time, but I didn’t exactly see
how I was going to make much of a sensation with _that_. It seemed
to me that my talents were being thrown away. An ordinary actor would
have done for a part like that. However, if they chose to waste me, it
was more their misfortune than mine. I would say nothing, but do
the best I could with the thing, and throw as much feeling into the
character as it would hold. In truth, I ought to have been very
proud of the part, for I found out later on that it had been written
especially for me by my manager. Our low comedy, who knew the whole
piece by heart, told me this. Then he added, musingly: “A very
good idea, too, of the boss’s. I always said the first act wanted
strengthening.”
At last, everybody having been supplied with his or her part, and the
leader of the band having arrived, the rehearsal really commenced.
The play was one of the regular old-fashioned melodramas, and the
orchestra had all its work cut out to keep up with it. Nearly all the
performers had a bar of music to bring them on each time, and another
to take them off; a bar when they sat down, and a bar when they got up
again; while it took a small overture to get them across the stage.
As for the leading lady, every mortal thing she did or said, from
remarking that the snow was cold, in the first act, to fancying she
saw her mother and then dying, in the last, was preceded by a regular
concert. I firmly believe that if, while on the stage, she had shown
signs of wanting to sneeze, the band would at once have struck up
quick music. I began to think, after a while, that it must be an
opera, and to be afraid that I should have to sing my part.
The first scene was between the old landlord of an old inn, some
village gossips, and the villain of the piece. The stage manager (who
played the villain--naturally) stood in the center of the stage, from
which the rest of the company had retired, and, from there, with the
manuscript in his hand, he directed the proceedings.
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