On the Stage--and Off: The Brief Career of a Would-Be Actor — John Shaqi
On the Stage--and Off: The Brief Career of a Would-Be ActorJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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On the Stage--and Off: The Brief Career of a Would-Be Actor
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
Actors -- Great Britain -- Biography; Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka), 1859-1927
The rehearsals got more ship-shape as we went on. At the fourth every
one was supposed to be “letter perfect,” and “parts” were tabooed.
On this occasion, the piece was played straight through with nothing
omitted, and the orchestra (two fiddles, a bass-viol, cornet, and
drum) appeared in full force. For the last rehearsal, props and
scenery were called. We had an exciting time with Jim, over the
scenery, as might be expected. He had a row with everybody, and
enjoyed himself immensely.
I saw our scene painter then for the first time. He was a jolly
little fellow, and as full of cheery contrivance as a Mark Tapley. No
difficulties seemed to daunt him. If a court of justice were wanted
for the following night, and the nearest thing he had to it were a bar
parlor, he was not in the least dismayed. He would have the bar parlor
down; paint in a bit here; paint out a bit there; touch up a bit
somewhere else--there was your court of justice! Half an hour was
quite long enough for him to turn a hay-field into a church-yard, or a
prison into a bedroom.
There was only one want, in the present case, that he didn’t supply,
and that was cottages. All the virtuous people in the play lived in
cottages. I never saw such a run on cottages. There were plenty
of other residences to which they would have been welcome--halls,
palaces, and dungeons the saloon cabin of a P. and O. steamer,
drawingroom of No. 200 Belgrave Square (a really magnificent apartment
this, with a clock on the mantelpiece). But no, they would all of them
live in cottages. It would not pay to alter three or four different
scenes, and turn them all into cottages, especially as they might,
likely enough, be wanted for something else in a week’s time; so our
one cottage interior had to accommodate about four distinct families.
To keep up appearances, however, it was called by a different name
on each occasion. With a round table and a candle, it was a widow’s
cottage. With two candles and a gun, it was a blacksmith’s house. A
square table instead of a round one--“Daddy Soloman’s home on the road
to London. ‘Home, sweet home.’” Put a spade in the corner, and hang a
coat behind the door, and you had the old mill on the Yorkshire moors.
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