On the Stage--and Off: The Brief Career of a Would-Be ActorJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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On the Stage--and Off: The Brief Career of a Would-Be Actor
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
Actors -- Great Britain -- Biography; Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka), 1859-1927
“Making-up” certainly assists the actor to a very great degree. At
least, I found it so in my case. I am naturally of mild and gentle
appearance, and, at that time, was particularly so. It was no earthly
use my standing in front of the glass and trying to rehearse the part
of, say, a drunken costermonger. It was perfectly impossible for me to
imagine myself the character. I am ashamed to have to confess it, but
I looked more like a young curate than a drunken costermonger, or even
a sober one, and the delusion could not be sustained for a moment.
It was just the same when I tried to turn myself into a desperate
villain; there was nothing of the desperate villain about me. I might,
perhaps, have imagined myself going for a walk on Sunday, or saying
“bother it,” or even playing ha’penny nap, but as for ill-treating a
lovely and unprotected female, or murdering my grandfather, the thing
was absurd. I could not look myself in the face and do it. It was
outraging every law of Lavater.
My fiercest scowl was a milk-and-watery accompaniment to my
bloodthirsty speeches; and, when I tried to smile sardonically, I
merely looked imbecile.
But crape hair and the rouge pot changed all this. The character of
Hamlet stood revealed to me the moment that I put on false eyebrows,
and made my cheeks look hollow. With a sallow complexion, dark eyes,
and long hair, I _was_ Romeo, and, until I washed my face, loved
Juliet to the exclusion of all my female cousins. Humor came quite
natural when I had a red nose; and, with a scrubby black beard, I felt
fit for any amount of crime.
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