On the Stage--and Off: The Brief Career of a Would-Be ActorJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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On the Stage--and Off: The Brief Career of a Would-Be Actor
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
Actors -- Great Britain -- Biography; Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka), 1859-1927
REMAINED in London with my first manager during the whole summer
season, which lasted about nine months, and I think that, altogether,
it was the happiest period of my stage career. The company was a
thoroughly agreeable one. It was a genial, jovial company--a “Here you
are, my boy; just in time for a pull” sort of company--a “Hail fellow
well met” with everybody else sort of company. Among players, there
are none of those caste distinctions such as put an insurmountable
barrier between the man who sells coal by the ton and the man who
sells it by the hundredweight. “The Profession” is a Republic. Lead
and Utility walk about arm-in-arm, and the Star and the Singing
Chambermaid drink out of the same pewter. We were all as friendly and
sociable together as brothers and sisters--perhaps even more so--and
the evening spent in those bare dressing-rooms was the pleasantest
part of the day. There was never a dull moment, but always plenty of
bustle and fun, plenty of anecdotes, plenty of good stories--ah, they
could tell ‘em!--plenty of flirting, and talking, and joking, and
laughing.
What jolly little suppers they were, too, brought in smoking hot from
the cook-shop over the way, and in the middle of which we had to be
constantly rushing off with our mouths full to rescue some unfortunate
female who was always getting into trouble, or to murder an uncle; and
how wide we had to open our lips, when eating, lest we should rub the
carmine off! How delicious a quart of six ale was after a row with the
police, or a struggle with the man who had carried off the girl! How
enjoyable a smoke when you had to hide your pipe in your boot each
time you heard a footstep, because smoking was strictly prohibited!
I was not so contented at first as I might have been. I expected about
three pounds a week salary after giving my one month gratis, and I
did not get it. My agreement, it may be remembered, stipulated that
I should receive a “salary according to ability” at the end of that
time, but the manager said he did not think there would ever be
enough money in the house to pay me at that scale, and suggested nine
shillings a week instead, generously giving me the option of either
taking it or leaving it. I took it.
I took it because I saw plainly enough that if I didn’t I should get
nothing, that he could find twenty other young fellows as good as I to
come without any salary at all, and that the agreement was not worth
the paper it was written on. I was wroth at the time, but, seeing that
the nine shillings was soon raised to twelve, and afterward to fifteen
and eighteen, I had really, taking things as they were, nothing to
grumble at; and, when I came to know a little more about, professional
salaries, and learnt what even the old hands were glad to get, I was
very well satisfied.
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