On the Stage--and Off: The Brief Career of a Would-Be ActorJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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On the Stage--and Off: The Brief Career of a Would-Be Actor
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
Actors -- Great Britain -- Biography; Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka), 1859-1927
I replied that I supposed he meant he would teach it me. He seemed
struck with my intelligence, and acknowledged that that was just
precisely what he did mean. He explained--always in the same strictly
confidential manner, as though he would not for the world have any one
else know--that he had had great experience in this particular branch
of dramatic education. He had letters now in his desk from well-known
actors and actresses, persons of the greatest eminence, acknowledging
that they owed their present position entirely to his teaching, and
thanking him for all that he had done for them. He would show me those
letters, and he rose to do so. But no, on second thoughts he would
not; they were written in confidence, and it would not be right for
him to let others see them--not even me, whom he felt he could trust.
To do him justice, he never did show those letters, either to me, or,
as far as I could learn, to any one else, though I subsequently came
across three or four people who expressed an earnest desire to see
them.
But I was slowly and painfully gaining experience, and I went
away without leaving the five-pound note which I--“as a man of
business’”--ought to have seen was an absurdly small amount, his usual
charge being twenty guineas; only, somehow or other, he had taken an
interest in me, and felt sure I should reflect credit on his teaching,
and so make it up to him in that way.
Another class that make a very good thing out of stage-struck asses,
are the “managers” (?) who have vacancies for “an amateur lady and
gentleman in a specially selected company.” They are men who evidently
believe in the literal truth of Jaques’s opinion as to all men and
women being players, for they put raw novices into the leading parts
with a confidence as to the result that is simply touching. The
Thespian aspirant, who has never acted out of his own back parlor,
feels a little nervous, though, at being cast for Banquo and Colonel
Damas, to open with on the following Saturday. He cannot quite make up
his mind whether a mistake has been made, a practical joke played upon
him for the amusement of the rest of the company, or whether it is
that the manager is really an intelligent man, who knows ability when
he sees it. He does not like to speak about it, lest it should be
thought he was not confident of his own powers--a failing of which the
stage tyro is not usually guilty. Besides which, the parts might be
taken from him, and this he by no means desires, although, at the same
time, he is perfectly sure that he could play every other character
in the piece much better. I had only one experience of the sham
manager--at least, of this kind of sham manager. Unfortunately, there
are other kinds, as most actors know to their cost, but these I have
not come to yet. No, and I wish I had never gone to them, either.
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