On the Stage--and Off: The Brief Career of a Would-Be ActorJerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
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On the Stage--and Off: The Brief Career of a Would-Be Actor
Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka)
Actors -- Great Britain -- Biography; Jerome, Jerome K. (Jerome Klapka), 1859-1927
There were about half a dozen of us noodles who had answered one
advertisement, and we met every night for rehearsals at a certain
house in Newman Street. Three or four well-known professionals, who
were then starring in the provinces, but who would join us at the
beginning of the next week, were to fill the chief parts, and we were
to start for Gravesend immediately after their arrival. I had been
engaged at a weekly salary of one pound fifteen shillings, and had
been cast for the parts of Gilbert Featherstone in _Lost in London_,
and the King in _Hamlet_. Everything went smoothly; there had been no
suggestion of a premium or anything of that kind; and although I had,
by this time, grown exceedingly suspicious, I began to think that
this, at all events, was not a swindle. But I soon found out
the trick. On the fifth night of the rehearsals, our manager was
particularly pleasant, and complimented me on what he called my really
original reading of the parts. During the pauses, he leant familiarly
on my shoulder, and discussed the piece with me. We had a little
argument about the part of the King. He differed from me, at first, on
one or two points, but afterward came round to my views, and admitted
that I was right. Then he asked me how I was going to dress the part.
I had thought of this, even before I had studied the words, so I
was as pat as could be on the subject, and we went through all the
details, and arranged for a very gorgeous costume, indeed. He did not
try to stint me in the leasts though I was once or twice afraid he
might grumble at the cost. But no, he seemed quite as anxious as I
was that the thing should be done in good style. It would be a little
expensive, as he himself said, but then, “you may just as well do the
thing properly, while you are about it,” he added, and I agreed with
him. He went on to reckon up the amount. He said that he could get the
things very cheap--much cheaper than any one else, as he had a friend
in the business, who would let him have them for exactly what they
cost to make. I congratulated him on the fact, but feeling no personal
interest in the matter, began to be rather bored by his impressiveness
on the subject. After adding it all up, he came to the conclusion that
nine pounds ought to cover the lot.
“And very cheap, too,” said he; “the things will be good, and will
always come in useful;” and I agreed with him again, and remarked that
I thought they would be well worth the money; but wondering what on
earth all this had got to do with me.
Then he wanted to know whether I would pay the money that evening, or
bring it with me next time.
“Me! me pay!” I exclaimed, rendered ungrammatical by surprise. “What
for?”
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