Humorous stories; Love stories; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction
"But still he goes on with his sissy paint daubing!" says Uncle.
"They're not daubs!" flashes back Edith. "Brooks has been doing some
perfectly splendid work. Everyone says so."
"Humph!" says Uncle Jeff. "That's what your silly friends tell you.
But it doesn't matter. I won't have him doing it in my house. You
thought, just because I was crippled and couldn't get around or out of
these confounded four rooms, that you could fool me. But you can't,
you see. And now I'm going to give you and Brooks your choice,--either
he stops painting, or out you both go. Now which will it be?"
"Why, Sir," says Brooks, speakin' up prompt but pleasant, "if that is
the way you feel about it, we shall go."
"Eh?" says Uncle Jeff, squintin' hard at him. "Do you mean it? Want
to leave all this for--for the one mean little room I found you in!"
"Under your conditions, most certainly, Sir," says Brooks. "I think
Edith feels as I do. Don't you, Edith?"
"Ye-e-es, of course," says Mrs. Bladen. Then, turnin' on Uncle Jeff,
"Only I think you are a mean, hard-hearted old man, even if you are my
uncle! Oh, you don't know how often I've wanted to tell you so
too,--always prying into this, asking questions about that, finding
fault, forever cross and snappish and suspicious. A waspish, crabbed
old wretch, that's what you are! I just hate you! So there!"
Uncle Jeff winces a little at these last jabs; but he only turns to
Brooks and asks quiet, "And I suppose those are your sentiments too?"
"Edith is a little overwrought," says Brooks. "It's true enough that
you're not quite an agreeable person to live with. Still, I hardly
feel that I have treated you just right in this matter. I shouldn't
have deceived you about the studio. When I found that I couldn't bear
to give up my work and live like a loafer on your money, I should have
told you so outright. I haven't liked it, Sir, all this dodging and
twisting of the truth. I'm glad it's over. Would you prefer to have
us go tonight or in the morning?"
"Come now, that's not the point," says Uncle Jeff. "You hate me, too,
don't you?"
"No," says Brooks, "and I'm sure Edith doesn't either."
"Yes I do, Brooks," breaks in Edith.
Brooks shrugs his shoulders sort of hopeless.
"In that case," says he, "we shall leave at once--now. I will send
around for our traps later. You have been very generous, and I'm
afraid I've shown myself up for an ungrateful ass, if not worse.
Goodby, Sir."
He stands there holdin' out his hand, with the old gent starin' hard at
him and not movin'. Fin'lly Uncle Jeff breaks the spell.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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