Humorous stories; Love stories; New York (N.Y.) -- Fiction
"Well, I'll be hanged!" says he. "Bladen, I didn't think it was in
you. I took you for one of the milksop kind; which shows just how big
a fool an old fool can be. And Edith is right. I'm a crazy,
quarrelsome old wretch. It isn't all rheumatism, either. Some of it
is disposition. And don't you go away thinking I've been generous,
trying to tie you two young people down this way. It was rank
selfishness. But you don't know how hard it comes, being shut up like
this and able only to move around on wheels--after the life I've led
too! I suppose I ought to be satisfied. I've had my share--nearly
thirty years on the go, in jungle, forest, mountains, all over the
globe. I've hunted big game in every--but you know all about that.
And now I suppose I'm worn out, useless. I was trying to get used to
it, and having you young folks around has helped a lot. But it hasn't
been fair to you--not fair."
He sort of chokes up at the end, and his lower lip trembles some; but
only for a second. He straightens up once more in his chair. "You
must try to make allowances, Edith," he goes on. "Don't--don't hate
the old wretch too hard!"
That got to her, all right. She' wa'n't gush all the way through, any
more'n Uncle Jeff was all crust. Next thing he knew she was givin' him
the fond tackle and sobbin' against his vest.
"There, there!" says he, pattin' her soothin'. "We all make our
mistakes, old and young; only us old fellows ought to know better."
"But--but they aren't daubs!" sobs out Edith. "And--and you said they
were, without even seeing them."
"Just like me," says he. "And I'm no judge, anyway. But perhaps I'd
better take a look at some of them. How would that be, eh? Couldn't
Tupper bring a couple of them down now?"
"Oh, may he?" says Edith, brightenin' up and turnin' off the sprayer.
"I have wished that you could see them, you know."
So Tupper is sent for a couple of paintings, and Brooks chases along to
bring down two more. They ranges 'em on chairs, and wheels Uncle Jeff
into a good position. He squints at 'em earnest and tries hard to work
up some enthusiasm.
"Ferryboats, sugar refineries, and the North River," says he. "All
looks natural enough. I suppose they're well done too; but--but see
here, young man, couldn't you find anything better to paint?"
"Where?" says Brooks. "You see, I was able to get out only
occasionally without----"
"I see," says Uncle Jeff. "Tied to a cranky old man in a wheel chair.
But, by George! I could take you to places worth wasting your paint
on. Ever heard of Yangarook? There's a pink mountain there that rises
up out of a lake, and on still mornings--well, you ought to see it! I
pitched my camp there once for a fortnight. I could find it again.
You go in from Boola Bay, up the Zambesi, and through the jungle. Then
there's the Khula Klaht valley. That's in the Himalayas. Pictures?
Why, you could get 'em there!"
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