Science fiction; Short stories; Time travel -- Fiction
"I said, 'Me too,'" the _mouth_ declared again, pausing then to retract
a wandering left _eye_, which had developed a fondness for a repetition
of the pattern a foot or two down the wall.
"Where I come from there is nothing but boredom, too," it went on. "All
day, every day, I run test checks on various gadgets, finding flaws,
and lacking the materials to put them in proper order, even if I had
the knowledge, and even if anybody cared whether I did or not."
* * * * *
It pursed itself, as if remembering the pall of it all, and continued.
"I had hoped to find a Time when people were lively; when there was zip
and a dash to just getting up in the morning; when somebody would care
what you did every day. Oh, not that they don't care if I should miss
a day," it quickly qualified. "They care very much about _that_. Laws,
you know, but just that and no more.
"Why, if I never succeeded in repairing a single machine my whole life
long, no one would say a word. I only try out of boredom, and even
that gets dull after a few years."
"I'm afraid I don't understand," Mr. Harbinger said, sitting back in
his chair when he realized that it was silly to hang on the words of an
hallucination from the depths of one's own mind. "Really!" he thought,
"One should already know every word it said." But then he puzzled again
over the content of the _mouth's_ words.
"It's very simple," the _mouth_ went on. "Should we really get
a machine in absolutely perfect working order, it is immediately
carted away to a warehouse and stored, all snug in an indestructible
cocoon ... so it will never wear out again, you know." It sighed.
"Really doesn't pay to get interested, or try to be a perfectionist,
any more."
Mr. Harbinger felt an unaccountable twinge of sympathy at the truly
apathetic tone of the _mouth_, which appeared to droop a bit at the
corners, as though it could never again think of a thing to smile at.
The _eyes_ drooped too, if such a thing can be conceived, though he
had an extraordinary disinclination to look at them, being continually
unnerved by the way they insisted on drifting about.
"Cup of tea?" he asked nervously, offering this small irrelevancy as a
means of changing a subject which so clearly depressed his parturated
companion ... nor did the subtle development of his concept of the
apparition on the wall escape his notice.
He now seemed to be of two minds over the whole thing. Either he
was succumbing to the reality of his hallucination--and his sketchy
remembrance of college Psych told him that meant he was either very
sane or very insane; he couldn't recollect which--either that or he was
having the scientific, or para-scientific, adventure of the age.
"Why, I'd love one!" answered the _mouth_, the corners undrooping
noticeably. "I had no idea you Twentieth Centuryites were so civilized
as all that.... Tea. Imagine!"
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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