Science fiction; Short stories; Time travel -- Fiction
Mr. Harbinger fairly popped out of the chair, unstrung again at the
reference, clearly made in deprecation, to his own century. However,
he covered over admirably the mental abyss which yawned at his feet by
clattering about among the few pieces of chipped china in his cupboard
as though his sanity depended on the amount of distracting noise he
could wring from the simple act of setting out a tea service for two.
And indeed, for the moment, it did.
He accepted gratefully, to put it mildly, the few moments respite
accorded him by the small, secure hum-drum of preparing the hot water,
of fussing over just the minutely exact amount of tea leaves to be
spooned into each cup.
Once again, as he invariably did each time he prepared the beverage,
he silently congratulated himself on his one small talent ... but the
dilute pleasure to be derived from such a trivia evaporated the instant
he considered what would again confront him when he turned from the
tiny Pullman kitchenette.
He grew faint at the thought of being forced once more to brave the
wandering improbable _eyes_, and the completely unthinkable _mouth_.
A worse thought crossed his reeling mind as he started for the other
side of the room, trying to walk the tea over with his eyes closed,
but giving that up as impossible when he remembered the perilously
threadbare condition of his rug.
"Will I have to"--pause--"help you drink it?" The cups clattered
betrayingly in each hand, no matter how mightily he strove to control
his nerves.
"Heavens no," laughed the _mouth_. One _eye_ crinkled in apparent
amusement, the other continued to contemplate what Mr. Harbinger
referred to as "the W.C."
A _hand_ shot out of the wall and tapped Mr. Harbinger on the shoulder
from the side of his weakest eye.
At this completely unexpected assault, poor Mr. Harbinger gave a
despairing little gasp, and would have dropped both cups smash on the
floor had not a second _hand_ materialized instantly, and snatched them
both, more or less expertly, in mid-air, spilling hardly a drop or two.
"My!" Mr. Harbinger mumbled weakly, sinking like a wilting leaf into
his patently uneasy easy chair. "I'm afraid the complications of this
thing, be it lunacy or be it occult or whatever, are getting completely
beyond me."
He sat there trembling and impotent, unable to do much of anything
beyond refusing to observe the two bizarrely supported cups of steaming
tea.
At last the _mouth_ said in some reproach, "If you will be good enough
to take one of these off my hands.... Oh, I say ... off my hands!...
I'd very much like to have a bit of the other."
The left _hand_ seemed to extend itself toward Mr. Harbinger a bit,
and though he could not help but cower down in his chair, unhinged as
he was by all this, he at last realized that it would be only common
courtesy to do what the _mouth_ had asked.
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