'Then we stood out, and the warder said, "You will both have to go
before the Governor." And as pity had already entered into my heart, my
only fear was for him; in fact I was even glad that I might suffer for
his sake. But the Governor was quite terrible. He had P---- in first;
he was going to question us separately, because you must know that the
punishment is not the same for the one who speaks first, and for the
one who answers; the punishment of the one who speaks first is double
that of the other. As a rule the first has fifteen days' solitary
confinement, and the second has eight days only. Then the Governor
wanted to know which of us had spoken first, and naturally P----, good
fellow that he was, said it was he. And afterwards when the Governor
had me in to question me, I, of course, said it was I. Then the
Governor got very red because he could not understand it. "But P----
also says that it was he who began it. I cannot understand it. I cannot
understand it."
'Think of it, my dear fellow, he could =not= understand it. He became
very much embarrassed and said, "But I have already given him fifteen
days," and then he added, "Anyhow, if that is the case, I shall give
you both fifteen days." Is not that extraordinary? That man had not a
spark of imagination[5].'
Wilde was vastly amused at what he was saying, and laughed--he was
happy telling stories. 'And, of course,' he continued, 'after the
fifteen days we were much more anxious to speak to one another than
before. You do not know how sweet that is, to feel that one is
suffering for another. Gradually, as we did not go in the same order
each day, I was able to talk to each of the others, to all of them,
every one of them. I knew each one's name and each one's history, and
when each was due to be released. And to each one I said, "When you get
out of prison, the first thing you must do is to go to the Post Office,
and there you will find a letter for you with some money." And so in
that way I still know them, because I keep up my friendship with them.
And there is something quite delightful in them. Would you believe
it, already three of them have been to see me here? Is not that quite
wonderful?'
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