Sir E Florence, dear, I must leave you to represent me to my guests. These letters will give me a great deal of business to-day. Flo Well, papa, remember I am your little clerk and person of all work. Sir E No, no; this is private business--money matters, my love, which women know nothing about. [Aside.] Luckily for them, I expect Mr. Coyle to-day. Flo Dear papa, how I wish you would get another agent. Sir E Nonsense, Florence, impossible. He knows my affairs. His father was agent for the late Baronet. He's one of the family, almost. Flo Papa, I have implicit faith in my own judgement of faces. Depend upon it, that man is not to be trusted. Sir E Florence, you are ridiculous. I could not get on a week without him. [Aside.] Curse him, I wish I could! Coyle is a most intelligent agent, and a most faithful servant of the family. Enter Binny, L. 3 E. Binny Mr. Coyle and hagent with papers. Sir E Show him into the library. I will be with him presently. [Exit Binny.] Flo Remember the archery meeting, papa. It is at three. Sir E Yes, yes, I'll remember. [Aside.] Pretty time for such levity when ruin stares me in the face. Florence, I leave you as my representative. [Aside.] Now to prepare myself to meet my Shylock. [Exit, R. 1 E.] Flo Why will papa not trust me? [Vernon comes down, R.] Oh, Harry! I wish he would find out what a lot of pluck and common sense there is in this feather head of mine. Dun Miss Florence, will you be kind enough to tell Miss Georgina all about that American relative of yours. Flo Oh, about my American cousin; certainly. [Aside to Harry.] Let's have some fun. Well, he's about 17 feet high! Dun Good gracious! 17 feet high! Flo They are all 17 feet high in America, ain't they, Mr. Vernon? Ver Yes, that's about the average height. Flo And they have long black hair that reaches down to their heels; they have dark copper-colored skin, and they fight with--What do they fight with, Mr. Vernon? Ver Tomahawks and scalping knives. Flo Yes; and you'd better take care, Miss Georgina, or he'll take his tomahawk and scalping knife and scalp you immediately. [Georgina screams and faints.] Dun Here, somebody get something and throw over her; a pail of water; no, not that, she's pale enough already. [Fans her with handkerchief.] Georgina, don't be afraid. Dundreary's by your side, he will protect you. Flo Don't be frightened, Georgina. He will never harm you while Dundreary is about. Why, he could get three scalps here. [Pulls Dundreary's whiskers. Georgina screams.] Dun Don't scream, I won't lose my whiskers. I know what I'll do for my own safety. I will take this handkerchief and tie the roof of my head on. [Ties it on.] Flo [Pretending to cry.] Good bye, Dundreary. I'll never see you again in all your glory. Dun Don't cry, Miss Florence, I'm ready for Mr. Tommy Hawk. Enter Binny. Binny If you please, Miss, 'ere's a gent what says he's hexpected. Flo What's his name? Where's his card?